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reminder that i moved to @majestyena, follow me there

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reblog if you like boobs or haven't been happy in months

#AMENN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 #boobsposting

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I didn’t know how to say “im a vegetarian” in Spanish so I very haltingly said “los animales … son mis amigos…” when my coworker asked why I wasn’t eating the tamales. Which makes me sound insane but also my coworker just nodded sagely and said “ahh. Entiendo.”

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if a bunch of ants were carrying youj away and you peed would the ants drown and drop you

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*checks tumblr*

*checks discord*

*checks tumblr*

*checks discord*

*che

#tiger pacing in circles in its cage

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also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

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this type of rhetoric is so bizarre to me. first of all you understand that like, any pleasure you ever experience is biologically instantiated w/ neurotransmitters including but not limited to dopamine... yes? like please tell me the difference between "quick cheap dopamine" resulting from such activities as reading enjoyable books (yes that's what this post was about) versus the, i guess, richly earned dopamine resulting from some kind of noble and suitably difficult yet ultimately pleasure-inducing activity. let's really unpack this taxonomy of acceptable pleasures. secondly if we were in fact "being sold quick cheap dopamine 24/7" that would be awesome actually

#inane i wish everyone would shut up about neurotransmitters forever #<- prev

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losing is a fake idea invented by Big Mad to sell more angry

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It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.

And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.

Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.

#lolll

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I really wanna go to a rave but i'm scared because I jusg so happen to have the cop body type. And i only wear black steel toes twnnis shoes becau,e i'm scared of getting my wittle feet hurt... and i really wanna smoke weed there or do some dmt or someting but i'm autistic so i don't know the right social cues to ask for drugs so i always just ask people on the atreet if they havw drugs and they never say yes theg always leave me so im scared if I do that at the rave people will leave me... and i keep a walkie talkie in my pocket so i can always call my mommy when i'm scared...... so yeah

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this is the future that silly goofy people want

#pup <3

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