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halcyon-star-belt · 8 hours
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subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
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halcyon-star-belt · 9 hours
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When your kid comes out as a dude
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halcyon-star-belt · 10 hours
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guys i have a confession to make. i have attachment issues and if you aren't paying attention to me for five seconds i will immediately think you're annoyed with me
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halcyon-star-belt · 10 hours
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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What if we kissed at the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid wearing my authentic 1986 Ralph Marlin fish ties (and we're both boys)
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he's so pretty what the FART
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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hello fandom centric person. in front of you is an intersex character. your task is to describe this character without making boypussy or girlcock jokes. you have 2 minutes until the saw trap goes off. good luck.
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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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“May I please draw your OC?”
Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.
Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.
You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.
Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.
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oh yes, Belphegor is a seal point with white! if he were a seal mink, his eyes would be showing a greenish/aquamarine tinge by now.
his fur will darken as he ages, until he looks like a burnt marshmallow:
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you'd do numbers on tumblr
fuuuck
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you ain't from michigan if you ain't done this before (pulls the plug on my own life support)
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this bit will be the death of me
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imagine being so autistic you almost choose being a murderer as your carrer path. i love him.
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