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It's a few hours from Mackies next med and I caught him licking his feet. I don't want to but if we need to cone him while we sleep we will

#is it normal licking or itching #we will see #so i have cats and a dog #mackie

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4 years out from it - it is very funny that they went that gay angel has got to die put him back in offscreen heaven. impalement for ambiguous terminal bachelor famous ladies man who hasn’t actually had a hookup in years. we order death by clown. and then they said. send sam’s ass to blurry wifetown. put him in straight suburbia STAT

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SHE STOLE MY BLUEBERRY!!!!

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sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

#unreality

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geology students will literally say shit like “my dirt class was cancelled today” or “the professor for my class on sand gave us homework about worms” like we’re 8 year olds on the playground inventing new terms for playing in the grass during recess

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That time of year again

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fixated on eliot because I think he's having the weirdest time. one episode you’re in a knockoff guantanamo torture basement and the next episode you're wearing an ugly tie infiltrating a greeting card company. what a life

#accurate #leverage

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#there was Cassandra and Jason that both died before i was 4 (my mom had then before she met my dad they were old by the time i was born) #then Amber and Angel #then angel died and amber was lonely so we got bandit #then i found pumpkin #then amber died #then I found Ollie #then we got Grayson and Gigi #oh and my mil gave us rocky because she sucks but hes was a sweet boy #and then bandit died of old age because fuck time #and then we got Lillie #and then timmy #and then rocky died of old age #and Ollie died of old age #and pumpkin had liver failure #and then we got Toni #so yeah its complicated

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porn is unequivocally art btw

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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#yell holy fuck #its my standard startled reaction #but if i know the person it would probably be a a gasp

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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.

It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).

Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.

One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.

*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.

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hannibal takes place in a beautiful reality where the FBI have their own beekeeping suits

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saw someone on instagram say “you shouldn’t post your art until it’s good” and that comment filled me with rage so i want to say to every beginner artist or artist who feels their art is not improving no matter how long they’ve been at it. i love you and i love your art and everything you post bears part of you and that is so beautiful. block everyone who says otherwise they are not entitled to freely consume what they rag on.