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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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(greeting someone u would die for) well well well… look who crawled out of the primordial FILTH
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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour
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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson
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thought this crowd might enjoy gay pig
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.
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