there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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thinking about that one video
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it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.”
i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me.
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listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house
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Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????
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P.S. please leave this in the tags, I'm curious how wrong y'all are.
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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”
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