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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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Just watched a cis woman argue for banning trans men from birthing wards because, and I quote, "some women have been SAed"

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fun fact, started playing my WWATT playlist on full volume when my friend and i were getting followed by creepy guys. scared them off, 10/10, would recommend.

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if any of y'all see posts about house m.d on tumblr and think "I wanna watch that" you need to know that you can skip episodes. i would argue skipping certain episodes is vital to having an enjoyable house experience. house md is one of my favorite shows and has been genuinely important to me as an autistic queer chronically ill cane user. it also revels in it's main character being offensive for the sake of being offensive with that special early 2000s flair. if you care about the concept of fatphobia you will be unable to have a uncomplicated relationship with this show. for every earthshatteringly homoerotic hilson moment and every profoundly accurate disabled scene we the viewers must pay in some insane misogyny. that's just how it is on this bitch of a show

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.01 | In Throes of Increasing Wonder

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og post

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Patreon

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Adriana Bisi Fabbri (Italian, 1881 - 1918) - Salome, front and back

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come on man

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show your fat partner off goddamn. take them around town on dates and kiss them. hold their hands and tell them they’re the hottest person in the room. check them out when they get up and walk around, show ur friends ur hot as fuck partner, show them off goddamn. If you ain’t comfortable valuing someone fat the same way you would value someone skinny you are being brainwashed by a manipulative and hateful social norm

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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If I had a nickel for everytime Will Wood has compared praying to sucking dick, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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