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gulfportofficial · 5 hours

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gulfportofficial · 6 hours

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As tumblr refuses to let me change my main, I'm following you from iithoughtofyoutoday, btw.

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gulfportofficial · 6 hours

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#assorted beverage containers #a cat lamp given to me by a student #3 books #my watch #a photo of my wife even though I literally sleep in the bed with my wife #a photo of my cat when he was a kitten #a bigger lamp

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gulfportofficial · 6 hours

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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gulfportofficial · 6 hours

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From @aqoolkart

#i love my villain son #seriously though I wonder about this all the time #Ultimately I chose to believe his forehead equations were eyeliner or magical because the idea of his tattooing his own fucking face #in that filthy Gamer Lair of his no less #made me worry for him so #Almost as haunting as the fact that I'm sure he shaves his entire body just like an egyptian pharoah #Just getting that razor right up in a place it shouldn't be in the bad lighting and bad hygeine

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gulfportofficial · 8 hours

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“Sir, Misha Collins said the F slur in full with a hard T and everything at a convention”

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gulfportofficial · 11 hours

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All these people on this website are so cool and diverse I love being here but I wish I could meet you all in person

There should be a tumblr convention

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gulfportofficial · 11 hours

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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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gulfportofficial · 11 hours

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Coastal life, important themes in Caribbean art

Top: L. Ivan Payne, Man in Boat (1969) R. Canute Caliste, Ruby C. (1975)

Middle: L. Boscoe Holder, Sea Bathers Maracus (n.d.) R. Derek Walcott, Seascape View of Becune Point (n.d.)

Bottom: L. Derek Walcott, Seascapes with Figures (n.d.) (for sale) R: Albert Huie, Morgan's Harbour (1986)

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gulfportofficial · 13 hours

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The horrifying ordeal of remembering my old comics. At least nobody knows about Roddy's Film Companion. Well, nobody except every gay over a certain age in my home country of Redacted, Oceania, but we won't talk about them, or the fan comics they used to send me, not even the sexy one set in a locker room after a rugby game. Thank god all I do now is write fan fictions and cook substandard Indian food for my hot wife. I was not cut out for a life of interacting with Comics People (believe me, if you had ever done this, you would know exactly what I mean. Once at a con I literally gave up and crawled under my exhibitor table.) (Though I also once drank Darick Robertson under the table, so it's swings and roundabouts, really.)

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gulfportofficial · 14 hours

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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.

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gulfportofficial · 1 day

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