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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

#honestly? If they say they dont want likes and only reblogs I just dont interact with the art #ill stay neutral since i wont do exactly what they want #it I like it but it doesnt fit the vibe of my blog thats why I Like it. #“so you dont care” calm down I cant blindside my 10 followers with some freaky stuff

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Two reactions

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

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hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

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This is the only day you can reblog this

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a chary and patient resolve

#vore talk #noms #oral vore #tw vore #ohno this is so soft #i feel soft looking at it

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"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic.

I regret nothing.

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Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

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bungus

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Maybe it's not about the treasure. It's about the friends we ate along the way.

#vore talk #this is it this is all i got for the holiday #ive got 3 uncompleted fics in limbo #i wanted to do or say Something #i hope yall had a good day with good rps and art and overall good vibes

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GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

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Loving sfw platonic vore is fun and games until you get into a fandom and can't post your brainrot about it without being looked at real funny

they are family shaped and as such they'd definitely comfort each other in their tummies!!! I'm right!!! I'm correct!!

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As gently as someone so big could be, your companion wipes a tear from your cheek with their thumb.

“Shh, shhhh… it’s going to be okay. I���ve got you.” They slowly take your hands in their own — yours being much smaller in comparison — and squeeze them ever so softly.

“Now, what happened?” They coo at you, brows knitting together in concern. You shrug half-heartedly with your eyes glued to the one place you’re interested in at the moment. A beat, and then their lips form an “O” as they catch up to where your eyes are leading.

“I see. You want in?”

You immediately perk up, nodding frantically.

“Well, of course!” They move to hold your sides, securing you under your arms. “Why didn’t you just say so?” Massive hands comfortably handle you as you’re carefully lifted off the ground and closer to your companion’s mouth. Hot air hits your face as they breathe, and by the way they’re studying your expression right now, they can clearly tell you’re enjoying it.

“Ready?” They give you a welcoming smile, flashing their teeth that they know you adore oh-so much. You nod again, and they waste no time in giving you a full view of their open maw, coated in saliva and wordlessly beckoning you forward.

You’re happily invited into their gaping mouth, velvety walls enveloping your head as you swim in the overwhelming warmth. Their spit coats your hair, but in all honesty, you don’t really mind. They maneuver you past their teeth with care to not let you get scraped on any, tongue lapping at your delicate form.

Once they’ve fit as much of you into their mouth as they can muster, they begin to gently taste you, tongue pressing up against your chest. “Ready again?” Their voice is quiet and muffled by the space you take up in their maw. Your hands tippity-tap on their tongue excitedly, and you can almost feel them smiling around you.

Slowly, your companion tilts their head backwards and pushes you to the back of their throat. The swallows come in waves, and soon enough your head is being engulfed in their throat, and then your torso, and then your hips and legs.

You travel down their gullet with your arms pressed to your sides to make yourself easy prey. As you descend, you hear their heart beating through the walls. They must be just as excited as you are.

Eventually, you reach the stomach, squeezing past the entrance and landing home. You take a minute to recover from the trip before snuggling into the wall nearest to you, cheek pressed against your pred’s cozy interior. Their belly grumbles in return, making you grin and go to massage the walls.

“Ah… You alright in there?” Their voice envelops you, and you can feel their hand idly rubbing their gut. You tap frantically again, excited, and they let out a laugh that shakes the walls.

“I’m glad. Make yourself comfortable, okay? You can stay for as long as you’d like.”

You giggle. They had already made themselves very comfortable for you.

#vore talk #this is the good stuff