hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process
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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)
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me signing off every post
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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New gender binary: either you exist or you don't exist.
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Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed
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you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”
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whatever (renders to 240p because i don't feel like being 1080p today)
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not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing
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u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
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I wonder why game freak removed this feature…
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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people
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