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Whispering "wizard spell of turn green" and waggling my fingers whenever I pull up to a stoplight

#i genuinely do this

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Figured it was finally time I compiled these comics into one post!

Little-known fact that these are actually for an au of mine! (though the last two comics can be canon-compliant too) You can read all about in the tags of this post ^^

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#watch later

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Did you ever rip the limbs off of Barbie/Ken dolls?

Yes, only Barbie ; Yes, only Ken ; Yes, both Barbie and Ken ; No ; I didn't play with Barbie/Ken dolls

#monster high dolls id rip the hands off so that i could put them back on the same doll #i just liked doing ut #but barbies and kens we didnt do that

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some people on tumblr are really like "of course i love female characters! which is why i ship this girlboss and malewife. men get pegged by powerful woman! i'm calling this m/f ship yuri. this canonically male character is a woman to me but not in a transfem way and i'm not exploring it further. yeah i love lesbians uhhh i'll headcanon background character #9 as a lesbian because she doesn't get in the way of my ship. lol ew why do you ship blorba and blorbette together when blorbette is canonically married to a man? no i don't actually have a favorite female character because all fictional women are poorly written!"

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Every time a looper dies in the timeloop an Angel gets it's Wings. Used to be the Angels would Put a bunch of people in timeloops for Maximum wingyness but then they figured Out that it actually creates less human misery If they Just make one Guy do all the timeloops so now they've Just been throwing him in new loops whenever He escapes over and over again. That's an Angels Idea of Mercy i guess

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Feminist Knuckles

Sonic Boom (2014-2017) / Knuckles (2024-)

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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more klavier gavin investigations, one of their first meetings!! when klavier realizes that two people can sound more alike than he thought before :]

#klavier and the feys would be an excellent team #he and pearl would get along i just know it #she'd probably have a little celebrity crush on him though...

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BFFS!

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he's also late for his date......

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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ok stupid question my bad

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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#watch later

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