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Danny Wagner in The Falling Sky music video (1/2).

8/30/23

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📸: emgoesgreta

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another original poem for the ✨ greta girlies ✨

loosely inspired by starcatcher after i wrote in my diary, “ascended to the stars and here i remain, the starcatcher”

follow my poetry insta: @the_proper_noun

#greta van fleet #gvf #starcatcher

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footage of jake literally sensing i was no longer paying attention to him

#he said fine i’ll come to you #greta van fleet #gvf #danny gvf #danny wagner #jake gvf #jake kiszka

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listening to greta van fleet in the car isn’t enough - i need to feel that shit in my bones

#hook the bassline up to my bloodstream pls #greta van fleet #gvf

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me when jake looked directly at me from two feet away

#jumpscare #he is not real #greta van fleet #gvf #jake gvf #jake kiszka #starcatcher

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footage of me last night yelling “THAT’S MY WIFE” every time danny did literally anything

#greta van fleet #gvf #danny gvf #danny wagner #josh gvf #josh kiszka #starcatcher

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king of outfit changes

#greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #josh kiszka

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no one prepares you for what it’s like to make direct eye contact with jake kiszka

#i got nervous and immediately looked away #sorry jake i was not mentally prepared for meaningful eye contact #greta van fleet #gvf #jake gvf #jake kiszka

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if you told me jake uses AI to write his captions, i’d believe you

#sir with all dur respect what are you saying #greta van fleet #gvf #jake gvf #jake kiszka

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because i’m delusional, welcome to my newest series: “songs from Starcatcher vs the poem i wrote before it was released”

needless to say, starcatcher is going to ruin me on an entirely new level

#sacred the thread #greta van fleet #gvf #starcatcher #danny gvf #danny wagner #josh gvf #josh kiszka #jake gvf #jake kiszka #sam gvf #sam kiszka

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you have all seen my poetry at this point!

tell me i’m wrong!

#she’s delusional #enable me for a minute #greta van fleet #gvf #starcatcher

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the people’s princess

#greta van fleet #gvf #danny gvf #danny wagner

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sorry i missed joshua’s intro to opera - i was too busy staring at his eyelashes

#greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #josh kiszka

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uh oh - she’s writing greta van fleet-coded poetry again! lock her up!

#it’s giving religious trauma #greta van fleet #gvf

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i want you all to know that i will be replying

“starcatcher? i barely know her”

to literally everything GVF posts from now until the end of this era

#you are welcome to join me #committing to this bit and this bit only #if you see me in their comments please say hello #greta van fleet #gvf #starcatcher

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me sitting at my desk for 8 hours a day knowing the hottest years of my life are being spent sitting in an office with a bunch of middle aged men

#they aren’t paying me enough for this #greta van fleet #gvf #danny gvf #danny wagner #meeting the master #starcatcher