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really it is wild that sign language exists and is perfectly accessible and yet its not a taught second language in schools

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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

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possibly the most important addition this week on Hozier Liked

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Please stop that stupid “spread awareness about the Iranian government uwu if we protest enough in the west we can get them to turn the internet back on” bullshit. If you want to help average Iranians then demand an end to the US’ sanctions regime, that’s how you are involved and that’s where you can actually affect some change. Vague protests by westerners against the Iranian government don’t help, all you’re doing is wasting your time and adding ideological fuel to the fire of the sanctions that have already killed so many and continue to make life miserable for Iranians.

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also all the systemmate blogs are staying up, so, like, if youre friends with one of them dw.

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yo none of us use this blog anymore so??

yeah we’re gonna leave everything as it is. message me like, within the next week @ mutuals if you want skype/discord or something, but otherwise, this blog is dead. yep.

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yo none of us use this blog anymore so??

yeah we’re gonna leave everything as it is. message me like, within the next week @ mutuals if you want skype/discord or something, but otherwise, this blog is dead. yep.

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Honestly the reason I dont come on tumblr as much anymore is literally this. Every time I open this godforsaken app there's some stupid fucking anons waiting for me. I can't do with it.

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no offense but why was a 7 (11? i think your lie got a little mixed up there) year old girl labelling herself as asexual when that's. normal for being that age jesus fuck

I posted that literally ages ago so can y'all stop getting on my ass about it? You lack reading comprehension, by the way, because a YEAR SEVEN is the name for the YEAR that an 11 year old is in in HIGH SCHOOL in BRITAIN. AS I HAVE EXPLAINED 50000 TIMES. LEARN TO READ. The person was eleven, they’re now 12 and use they/them. And finally, considering ive answered this exact same fucking ask 300 times since I made that post! FUCK OFF! Youre the fucking liar if you think most people dont know who they’re attracted to by then, or at least vaguely have an idea, whether they’ve found a fitting label or not.

Also, just a teensy bit extra for the road. Stop oversexualising asexuality??????? You absolute garbage???????? Thanks.

If you send more of these I will literally hire someone to shove a British kids sex ed book down your throat.

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I scoured this post really hard, but I just can't find it! Yknow, where I asked for your opinion!

(I'm sorry to be rude but like as a comedian/actor/script writer it's completely unnecessary and annoying for you to say that I'm wrong in making light of my disorder and that my jokes aren't funny. If you dont like it, nobody's forcing you to see it, man. Obviously plenty of people disagree with you.)

man. you know what I really wanna do? make a comedy play/tv show script about being in a system. because let’s be honest, it’s not a dangerous thing, dramatic yes, confusing yes, but not dangerous to people outside of your system. BUT IT CAN BE HILARIOUS JUST IMAGINE

“Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN (bilingual alter) WON’T WAKE UP WE HAVE A TEST TODAY!!!!!”

“…who put the body on a roof again?”

“uh…”

“GODDAMMIT (teenage alter) WHAT DID WE TELL YOU”

“…no, no (little), go to bed, it’s past your–No you can’t stay up the body is doing adult stuff– JUST GO TO BED!”

“questions we ask the host: what’s for dinner? what’s this word? who’s this? how do we talk to this person? what’s the equasion for this? things we ask (older alter): where’s the host?”

“okay, careful, careful, careful…AND WE’VE OFFICIALLY GOTTEN OUT OF BED, GOOD WORK PEOPLE, I’M PROUD OF YOU!”

“why is everyone asleep it’s literally 7pm?”

“why is everyone awake it’s literally 3am?”

“can everybody shut up I’m trying to front”

“CAN EVERYBODY SHUT UP THIS IS IMPORTANT”

arguments about what to do

including over what we eat

arguments over going to friends’ houses

feel free to add some system friends…

#replies #system stuff #sorry! #But! #i didnt ask! #this post is obviously for systems who relate #and if you dont #then dont rb it #ignore/block the post if it comes up too much! #KarmaSpeaks #im very angry.

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gonna say this one last time... moon and sun aren't lesbians

the MOON is a lesbian and she’s in a relationship w the OCEAN! the sun is gay, he’s a bear, and the solar eclipse is wlw/mlm solidarity!!!

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Ur japanese is terrible. Nice google translate

I mean I'll tell Shou that, considering we're not the same person, but from my perspective I wouldn't use google translate as a pot to piss in.

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When you ignore depression and play Stardew Valley to procrastinate stress but then you bite off more than you can chew with farming and you get stressed and as all your crops die you sob quietly because this game has literally become a metaphor for your life and you only wanted to catch some fish and eat some corn. ...I'm relatable I swear.

#akfhsjs #CobySpeaks #LapisSays #i am so tired.

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Welche Tomaten sind echt schwer zu essen? Automaten

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when a dog gets excited and does the thing, reblog if you agree (by Andrea Hickey)