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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#it routinely gets into the negative teens and below (I've walked to work in a -40 winchill before) in winter #and summer brings upper 90s and heatwaves of 110+ with heat index #and you want me to give a non-nuanced answer to 'is 60 warm or cool?' #friend it DEPENDS #there are so many variables #is this inside or outside? #what time of year? #is it humid or dry? #windy? #sunny? cloudy? raining? *storming*? #is it 60 because the heater is broken in the middle of winter? #it literally depends

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they call me tv show because I have episodes. they call me comic book because I have issues

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stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

#bammin slammin bootylicious #the ancient texts

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#first spin told me im shiny #second spin gave me jangmo-o #awwww i got a giant pink heart on my face 💖💖💖

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What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.

hold still you little fucker

#tumblingus

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i shook all the wrong hands at all the right times, who did you expect me to be?

alt versions!

#forget those things you heard #forget the things i say #iDKHOW #art #beautiful

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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?

*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin

#yes #especially if jackets/hoodies are included #maybe a little confusion if it's my work clothes simply bc i don't wear any shirt i would be sad to stain it get holes in

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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Always ready.

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#HELL YEAH OP GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!

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music journalists: GET READY YOU FUCKING FREAKS..... we;ve got EMO SUPERSTAR dallon weekes with iDKHOW here so put on your EYELINER and RIPPED JEANS..... lets get ANGSTY!!!

dallon weekes in a white blouse, singing over a synth that sounds like sunshine: 🎶 i love my wife and kiiiids.... fuck the guys that wronged me.... i just want a kiiiiss.... 🎶

#ça continue d'arriver #iDKHOW #dallon i'm sorry you deserve better

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I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #jean. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

#give that hamster a complex! #disco elysium