rupaul: joining our judges is mtv's daddy, mike nesmith
mike nesmith: hi ru
rupaul: so mike, are you cruisin'?
mike: you bet i am :-)
(the other judges laugh, unsure whether or not he knows what definition of cruising is being referred to)
rupaul: okurr the theme for tonight's runway is mama nanTUCK-it so lets give some yeehaw slay for our resident cowboy
(camera pans to mike who smiles sweetly, he's *very* high)
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rupaul: so mike what do you think of this first look?
mike: i think its very um.. yas? is that the word? or uh- uh slay? i think she looked nice. the look reminds me of when i begged to dress in drag for an episode of the monkees, i was a princess and i looked so beautiful my character's name was gwen and it was my favourite episode of the show. the show itself was so crazy because we were a tv show that became an actual real life ba-
rupaul: okurr mike slay girl anyway lets get to our next contestant
(mike's microphone is muted but he is clearly still talking)
ok like they studied each other’s mouths to sing just like each other in Paul’s childhood bedroom and made out with their girlfriends across the room from each other and paul’s dad told art when he was 12 that he didn’t like him and he thought that the music paul liked was all just a joke. But not that it means anything
here is the full and unadulterated result of two gruelling months of extensive cinematic research in the name of science progress and cultural literature. Thank you to my generous benefactors: miramax, liz lemon, ben affleck, and the city of boston!