me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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“my demons are not remotely tackled. they’re just mildly concussed.” june
"mmm," it's a non-committal sort of hum he makes, but bod's nodding his head all the same and it's clear he finds something about this conversation all to relatable.
"what happens when they get back up on their feet?" he asks, almost rhetorically but if she answered he'd listen.
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“ honey, you’re preaching to the choir. ” harper c:
"yeah? i'm not sure i want to be part of the majority here though. anyway, it's over now so-" he shrugs, the leather strap of his saddle bag sliding down his bicep when he does.
"you have a vacancy, then?"
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there should be a thing where all the gaiman based muses make themselves known. i guess by reblogging this or something???
so if your muse is from a neil gaiman book reblog :) so we can find each other!!!
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michiel huisman gif pack !
click HERE to find #264 gifs of michiel huisman in orphan black ( season 2 and 3 ). all gifs were made by me from scratch. if you want to make them into gif icons, you can as long as you credit me by @’ing me and don’t make them smaller than 100px. don’t claim as your own. don’t use these in smut threads or for taboo plots. feel free to give this a like or reblog if you found this useful, and enjoy!
content warning: violence, guns
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𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍! check the source or HERE for #194 gifs of 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 as 𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐫 in 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧: 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 - 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞. all gifs were made entirely from scratch by me for roleplaying purposes. please REBLOG this post if you found it useful and check my rules for more info.
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"for you, my pet? i'd do anything, so you have to already known the answer. but i do have to disagree about the tryin' bit.. we still have some thing we haven't tried yet, and they could be well good."
" ------ is both an option? can i pick both?"
"and just because that one time i tried to eat my weight in green curry doesn't mean i'm always going to ... besides. i've already learned my lesson that trying's not a good idea in the first place."
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‘ i look at you and i see a stunning physical specimen. it’s like you were created in a lab full of gay scientists. ’ xoxo alex lmfao
"yes, that's exactly how i came to exist, how on earth did you manage to sus that out, mate?"
he's now wondering: how long has the man been watching him and was it BEFORE he put his clothes on after his shower?
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"have care with your words, darling, i've done nothing of the sort."
magic is not always fireworks and rabbits pulled from hats for the big-eyed children and their drunk parents. sometimes it's small spells, cast with a whisper of fingers against the small of the back exposed when you're bent forward sinking your teeth into someone's shoulder like a rabid dog.
speaking of rabid dogs...
"if you're so keen on having a nip at someone i've got all sorts of fun places you can use those teeth, so settle down... or don't," he lets go with a rough push at kurjak's back. "i take it either way."
"It would have been better if he did." Said firmly; he's clearly rebelling against having been pulled out of the confrontation, dangerously close to whipping around and attempting to snap his teeth at Bod's hand, too. "— You're letting him breathe without worry ..." He needs to make a point!
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"I wasn't about to wait for him to BITE YOU back, you tit," and it's like holding a hissing kitten by the scruff of his neck the way Bod grasps the collar of Kurjak's shirt and pulls him along.
open.
"... it was warranted." did you just have to drag him away after he'd bitten a man? maybe. but he's right. he's not going to explain the situation, and if he does, you shouldn't believe a single word out of his mouth.
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Cats are great for when you want a little freak to slink around your house
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“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch
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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal
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"i don't recommend it, but if you're going to do it anyway at least i can help you do it safely."
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"do you think you could do a bunch of pushups with me layin' on your back?"
"could i do... a bunch of-" he repeats slowly, thoughtfully.
"is magic allowed? if so, yes. if not, uh... soft yes? you're about as light as a bag of feathers so probably so, unless you've just gone on a thai food binge then maybe not ha!"
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bYE
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