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hot box my coffin

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I am honestly at a loss for words.

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the signs as things i've heard people say at my school

Aries: I just got here and I already want to go home.

Taurus: *After being tazed* I'm cooked

Gemini: *Handing the teacher a dvd* DJ Malec spin this shit

Cancer: I smoked a whole baby yesterday.

Leo: Do u ever look at your hoeish ways and contemplate how you got here

Virgo: HE GOT HIT BY A PRIUS OKAY HE'S FINE

Libra: *Singing* Someday we'll find it, the rainbow- DRAMATIC ASS HOE SHUT THE FUCK-

Scorpio: *In the corner* alexander hamilton was the biggest hoe

Sagittarius: I heard that someone entered a pringles flavor contest with period blood flavored pringles

Capricorn: (To Sagittarius) But did he win???

Aquarius: Suck my ass that taco was the shit

Pisces: Does homestuck count as a video game???

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sixteen // real friends

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me

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my dude Bernie still going hard

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you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

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Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

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more text messages here

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Anddddd we’re dead.

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such a great feeling when someone just genuinely wants to talk to you and wants to know how your life is going

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have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?