grandma-tyrell

[grandma-tyrell]

"Should I tear his fridge down? Post in the comments." "His name was Lance. Isn't that awesome? He jousts all the time. 'And we will call him LANCE.' ‘But my name is John...’ " "I don't do things that require motion." "How you know my name? 'We talk about you in dance class!' " "Are my eyes red? Be honest. I've been watching Vampire Diaries." I'm gonna get my girlfriend. My digital one, not my real one. I'm like the Bruce Willis of sewing. You can relax, zeppelin. Sip some iced tea lemonade. Or passion tea lemonade. Add some passion to your life. Starbucks did it. Come on, girl, let's go. Nothing in here but a head in a box. Underwater mushrooms? Tall standy pillars? How did you know? A rusty old door? How did you know that was just what I wanted, Mom? Ah ripped yer heart out und ate it! My dog is a freaking tank. I can't tell him 'good boy' enough to compensate for the goodness that boy is. "If Tobuscus plays this, I will die. *pause* I don't want to kill anybody. I don't want to kill anyone named tobyisawesome." A shot glass? I'll take it. You never know when the party gonna start. I woke up surrounded by cops. Not cops, paramedics. I'm terrified of authority. I'd be like "He's flexing. Look at him. Girls, look at him - I'm the funny one." I hate paying rent because it reminds me of the play RENT, and I just think of theatre kids and I can't handle any of that. How you just teleport out the elevator when the doors was closed? Why you even need the elevator if yu can do that? Where is my big, murderous dandelion? All the Turners are gonna get tetanus. Whatever makes you laugh, you have to laugh - whether it's the misery of other people or the happiness of babies. Oooh, nice voice. When did they make THAT voiceover? 1971? Hahahahahaha! That's not your real laugh. You're over-laughing. What kind of child is on a toilet, talking to a suited man about a bunch of polka dots? I was the first. The first person to ever scream in a video game. Ever. You're not dead, Toby. You're doing good. You're doing - AW, CRAP, I DIED. That's a bright star... And then I stabbed myself. What kind of pickup line is that? The best kind. You smell nice, and now it's time... to kill old man." Paladin, you crazy idiot! Get your armpit out from in front of my murder weapon! You sat there so gently and offered pancakes. When I was little, I was so sensitive to sound. They used to call me Toby the Ear-Bat. I will kill all the raiders. I killed their leader, Jared. Never trust a guy named Jared. Think happy thoughts. Waffle House. This is weirder than you could have ever imagined. Subscribe. You little cuddlebunny from foreign countries. That's, kinda, I think that's the most important. My middle name is JOE. Are you wearing pajamas? You wanna boop? I need to take a shower.

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