they’re going to hslot
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Things I would Do At Hogwarts
Me, walking through a semi-empty corridor: *sees a first year*
Me, walking up to them: Hey little fella, are you lost?
Professor Flitwick: *turns arounds* Excuse me?
Me: holy fucKING SHIT SHIT SHIT *runs away*
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Ransom really is that bitch huh?
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i’m gonna say it because not enough people do: fanfic writers deserve the world. they might not know it but YOU are one of the reasons someone smiled today. someone escaped their shitty reality today. someone felt loved today. YOU did that
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normal people: *going to bed & falling asleep*
me: *imagining a story with my favorite character to escape the sad reality which is my life*
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Hannibal: we need to talk about your professionalism.
Will, standing on a table: those are some mighty brave words for a man standing in lava
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my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences
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Zemo: Where are Sam and Bucky?
Y/N: They’re playing hide and seek.
Zemo: And where are they?
Y/N: I don’t think you understand the concept of the game.
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Uh hey SNL... this needs to happen thank you 🤣
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Choose your fighter
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