goose-zhang

[goose-zhang]

Sam: You know what, bro?

Quinn: What, bro?

Sam: If I was a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.

Quinn, in tears: Bro.

#s: tumblr #gone michael grant #sam temple #quinn gaither #quinn x sam #bro

[goose-zhang]

Quinn: Astrid, we’ve got a serious Code Sam.

Astrid: It’s not really a code if you say his name.

#source: parks and rec #gone michael grant #sam temple #astrid ellison #quinn gaither #astrid x sam #quinn x sam

[goose-zhang]

Sam: Why is Howard on the rooftop?

Edilio: He likes to feel tall.

#s: that 70s show #gone michael grant #howard bassem #edilio escobar #sam temple #howdilio

[goose-zhang]

Howard: I do NOT have a crush on Orc!

Dekka: Oh, really? Then what about the fact that you literally freak when something happens to him?

Howard: I'm his best friend!

Dekka: OK, then what about how YOU WON'T STOP STARING AT HIM?

Howard: I'm just uh checking on him, people blame me if he does anything

Dekka: How about the time you wrote "H.B. x C.M." on your arm in Sharpie?

Howard, blushing: That's irrelevant go die in a hole

#gone michael grant #dekka jean talent #howard bassem #howard x orc #onesided orcward #orcward #my my howard thats violent #this could also be the fandom and michael grant #just saying ya know

[goose-zhang]

Sam: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.

Edilio: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Howard didn't notice it so I said, "Howard, deer!"

Sam: And??

Edilio: Tell him your answer.

Howard: ...

Howard: *sighs* "Yes, dear?"

#s: tumblr #gone michael grant #i love orcward and rodilio i swear #but omg so many ships #sam temple #edilio escobar #howard bassem #edilio x howard #howard x edilio #howdilio

[goose-zhang]

Shade: Time for Plan B!

Malik: What’s Plan B?

Shade: Run and hope for a Plan C.

#monster michael grant #s: star wars #shade darby #malik tenerife

[goose-zhang]

Quinn to Sam: I’m a hopeless bromantic. High-five me in the rain and then fist bump me gently as the sun sets.

#gone michael grant #s: twitter #quinn gaither #quinn x sam #sam temple

[goose-zhang]

Howard: I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

#gone michael grant #howard bassem #gone series #sarcastic howard #s: friends

[goose-zhang]

Howard: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Dekka: Knife to the throat?

Sam: Gun to the back?

Astrid: Poison in his cup?

Edilio: You're all horrible.

#source: six of crows #gone michael grant #a veryyyy productive council meeting #this fandom is so dead lol #howard bassem #dekka jean talent #sam temple #astrid ellison #edilio escobar #fayz

[goose-zhang]

Diana: Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?

Computer Jack: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... oh...

Diana: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I won't tell Caine about your powers.

#source: galavant #aaahhh this don't make sense but oh well #gone michael grant #diana ladris #computer jack

[goose-zhang]

Edilio: Where are you going?

Howard: To get coffee or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.

#s: tumblr #edilio escobar #howard bassem #gone michael grant #edilio x howard #howdilio

[goose-zhang]

Quinn: Just chillax!

Sam: That’s not a word.

Quinn: Sometimes, those who deny chillax are those who need to chillax the most.

#s: tumblr #gone michael grant #a summary of hunger #quinn gaither #sam temple #quinn x sam

[goose-zhang]

Sanjit: Name a way to be nice to others.

Lana: Don’t kill them.

Sanjit: You’re setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

#s: twitter #gone michael grant #sanjit brattle chance #sanjit x lana #lana arwen lazar #lanjit

[goose-zhang]

Sam: Date someone who will wake you up at 3 AM to look at the stars.

Lana: Anyone who dares to wake me up at 3 to look at the damn sky will be permanently removed from my life.

#s: tumblr #gone michael grant #sam temple #lana arwen lazar

[goose-zhang]

Caine: You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Sam: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

#s: the west wing #gone michael grant #caine soren #sam temple

[goose-zhang]

Random FAYZIAN: Lana! What’re you doing tomorrow?

Lana: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

#s: arrested development #a summary of the healer w others #lana arwen lazar #the healer #fayz #gone michael grant

[goose-zhang]

Edilio: Honey bun?

Roger: Yes?

Edilio, blushing: I meant, do you want one?

Roger, also blushing: Oh. Yeah. Sure. Sugar?

Edilio: Yes?

Roger, blushing harder: I just meant, would you like some in your coffee?

Edilio, further embarrassed: Oh. Yeah. Sure.

*Both completely flustered*

Sam, from a distance: Even I was getting embarrassed from watching them.

Astrid: I think I know what you mean.

#s: tumblr #gone michael grant #edilio escobar #artful roger #rodilio #edilio x roger #sam temple #astrid ellison #astrid x sam #sastrid