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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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Oliver Stark, breaking out his Buddie fan theories list: Time to just canonise a bunch of these, me thinks

#god bless oliver stark #oliver stark

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#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

#911 #buddie

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

#why did i read all of these in their voices? #whose line is it anyway #drew carey #ryan stiles #colin mochrie #wayne brady #kathy griffin

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the misunderstanding to first kiss pipeline

#hell yeah #this is amazing #911 #schitt's creek #bucktommy #david x patrick

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some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

#it's a little early for character assassination

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Wanted to paint this dog

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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Fox: we can't let Buck and Eddie interact, the fans will read too much into it

ABC: they already do so why not give them something to read into

Fox: the show doesn't need promoting

ABC: put the cast in front of a camera and let them say whatever the fuck they want

Fox: Maddie and Eddie are only interesting when they're traumatised

ABC: wrong again! Look at these goofballs!

Fox: Buck is the straightest straight to ever straight

ABC: *maniac giggling* he just kissed a guyyyy

Fox: ...

ABC: fuck you!

#911 #abc #fox #lolol #evan buckley #eddie diaz #maddie buckley #buddie

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As Casey McQuiston puts it so eloquently in their next book:

“All the greatest action movies of the eighties, the most grab-ass, baby-oiled, hyper-masculine movies ever made, don’t work without this underlying sense of everyone’s dick being hard the whole time. That, that is fucking gay! They made the loop all the way around to gay! And that’s the secret sauce. Nowadays everyone’s so afraid of accidentally making a gay movie that nobody’s dick is hard, which is why there hasn’t been a truly iconic action hero in the last twenty years.”

911 is doing something very, very clever with the Miami Vice / Crockett and Tubbs reference and Buck and Eddie. Go with me here...

There's the inherent queerness of the ride-or-die duo, battlefield boyfriends and all.

There's the aesthetic queerness of Miami in the 80s. Just gay as hell.

But there's something especially queer about Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson, white guy, on the right).

Crockett, specifically, was heavily queer/bi-coded in the text. In a way that's hard to read as anything other than intentional.

Buck: I'm Crockett, he's Tubbs...

Eddie: I'm Crockett...

Here's the thing: Buck is correct. It's Buck who's dressed as the queer-coded character.

Crockett and Tubbs each had distinct styles, and Buck is 100% dressed as Crockett (linen jacket, unbuttoned, big shoulders, t-shirt underneath). And Eddie as Tubbs (full suit, buttoned, button-up underneath).

But Eddie says, no I'm Crockett [the queer-coded character]. Despite having dressed himself* like the "straight" character.

So, Eddie presents as "straight," but in a wildly hungover state? After god knows what went down with Buck the night before? Says that he isn't.

See what they did there?

The people who make this show are batshit crazy, I love them so much.

*100% guaranteed that Eddie chose their outfits.

#casey mcquiston #the pairing #the 80s were gay #buddie #911 #evan buckley #eddie diaz

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"you and tommy have the right idea. stay single, hang out with the boys" so you admit you could very happily commit to spending the rest of your life with platonic boyfriends over a romantic relationship with a woman? let's unpack that shall we mr diaz...

#buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911

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this is eddie's reaction when bobby says only you can know how you feel about marisol lmao

#*trombone noise* #<- kill me #Eddie Diaz #911

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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance