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Head Cannon

When Dick started dating, much to Bruce's dismay, they would occasionally go on missions and it would get awkward because apparently this mutant was an ex, than Dick refused to go on a mission because to do it he would have to be with an ex for half of it, it happened so often that Bruce made a file where Dick would put all of his ex's names on so they can stop running into this situation. Dick was furious, that was invasive and was completely stupid in his mind. The only time he uses it is to curse out Bruce if he ever opens it.

Eventually Jason comes along, Bruce tells Jason that when he is old enough to date, he has to put every partner he's ever had in a file, Jason doesn't really care until he comes back from the dead and Bruce tries to weakly make him stay by reminding him to update the file. It goes horribly wrong, now whenever the file updates you can tell it's Jason's solely because it's Victorian Era insults or pictures of bats just to scare Bruce

Damian isn't old enough to date in Bruce's eyes so he doesn't even have a file (as if that stopped any of the bats form dating)

Steph still vehemently claims she isn't Bruce's kid

However, Tim? He really couldn't care less about the file, but he wanted a reason to stay in the Batcave when he was supposed to be home during his time as robin so he just updated the file. He put the name, Birthday, day they met and when they got together, their favorite color, job, the works! Even now he still updates it when he's bored because no one looks at the file.

However if they do....... Tim has a LOT of explaining to do.......

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when tim is working as the ceo of WE in public half of the time he’s the perfect figure, looking fancy and being respectful while also being intimidating when he needs to be. the other half he’s so tired he just starts cussing at annoying people and flipping them off.

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"Cackled maniacally and everything."

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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Fire cat adventures (=｀ω´=)🐚🌟 Mobile wallpapers available on my Patreon ^_^

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so it turns out you can take out unlimited books at once at the local library. unfortunately my muscles don't have unlimited strength yet

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White Wolves

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French fries (via Instagram)

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When you are young, they assume you know nothing.

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“Our generation thinks it’s cool not to care. It’s not. Effort is cool. Caring is cool. Staying loyal is cool. Try it out.”

— Post Malone

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what the actual fuck

we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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As the poets say, victory is a pair of twins names boldness and caution.

Marjorie Liu, Monstress Issue #22