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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#to be fair dry makes more sense than WARM FUCKING MILK 🤮

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Kinda late but happy Autism Awareness/Acceptance Month ^_^

Extras:

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

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Poster spotted in Brunswick, Victoria

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

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i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater

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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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remember that time we got new ryan ross photos in 2023. he should do that again

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Round 4, Matchup 1

#last kiss CANNOT fucking beat clean #that would be actual criminal behaviour

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Round 4, Matchup 2

#goodbye ready for it you had a good run

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Round 4, Matchup 3

#I H8 THT STUPID OLD PICK UP TRUCK! U NEVER LET ME DRIVE >:(

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Round 4, Matchup 4

#GOLD RUSHHH

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Round 4, Matchup 5

#sorry the outside #bad luck getting pitted against blank space

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Round 4, Matchup 6

#EVERMOREEE