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#THANK YOUUUU hoping praying

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Genuinely how are people still falling for things like this. Telegram catfish bob dylan is NOT gonna fuck you Louise I'm sorry

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

#me probably failing my english after I struggled through bc I couldn’t get this fucking final paper done and then had to tear my carpet up

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Hm

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oh that’s actually kinda cute

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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

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“haha omg is shane ok this puppet history lore is craaaazy omg” YOU WEREN’T THERE FOR THE HOT DOGA. YOU HAVENT SEEN CRAZY UNTIL YOUVE WITNESS RYAN SLOWLY REALIZE HOW INSANE SHANE WOULD BE TO ADD HIM INTO THE HOT DAGA😭

#your ass is going in the hotdoga

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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more rings anatomical edition

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my polycule was playing this game a while ago where you could say "copy" after another person said something (unless they said "no copy" first) and then force them to repeat it any time you said "paste" until you got a new copy on them. it was fun but we had to stop doing it bc we couldn't stop just copying whatever somebody said when they were cumming and then making them repeat it in front of others as a sort of shame rite

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