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They took my mugshot so here's an artist's rendition

We're 3 minutes into the murder party. One guy has already lost his shoes.

#also got an award for best performance #learning to cry on cue was worth it

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Gave an award winning performance. There were tears. Got The Killed :(

We're 3 minutes into the murder party. One guy has already lost his shoes.

#i got the killed because people metagamed which i am SO MAD about #little miss hypocrisy (metagaming is only fun and allowed when I'm doing it)

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Priest WAS sleeping with the daughter. Priest got The Killed.

We're 3 minutes into the murder party. One guy has already lost his shoes.

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Father character is about to fistfight priest character for sleeping with his daughter. This has not happened. Priest is gay.

We're 3 minutes into the murder party. One guy has already lost his shoes.

#im in my corner complaining about nepotism (im a nepo baby)

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Screaming match count: 2 so far (we're half an hour in and there's been no killings yet. They've both been based on fake backstories people are making up on the spot)

We're 3 minutes into the murder party. One guy has already lost his shoes.

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Metagaming by complaining that my character sheet had nothing on it and my backstory is boring (I'm The Killer and I'm going to The Kill them in 10 minutes)

We're 3 minutes into the murder party. One guy has already lost his shoes.

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We're 3 minutes into the murder party. One guy has already lost his shoes.

#and by lost his shoes i mean we've completely lost the plot and hid them #for no valid reason really

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

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"And so you're back, from outer space" in I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor really propels that song beyond. It takes what is already a perfect if mundane song about overcoming romantic and personal hardship and turns it into a fascinating and fantastic world where she was dating an astronaut or perhaps an alien, but that does not matter, what matters is what SHE will do with her life.

#it is literally about spock and t'pring

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Council has decided no glasses (I forgot them)

Murder party invitation has been received. It looks so cool. I wish I could share it without doxxing myself.

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😭😭😭😭

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Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

#this except my farmer is not allowed real food #you will eat seaweed and drink mayonnaise like god intended

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Meet señor salchicha 🐶🌭

#omg perro salchicha gordo bachicha