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Fernanda has screamed every time my MIL has tried to hold her today. I’m so proud.

#of course this woman said ‘well you’ve spoiled her to you’ #🙄 #fernanda

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that's it that's the post

#i love my mother

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

#friday vibes

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pato o'ward for man about town | ss24

#ok whore!

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#hahahahahaha me trying to do enrichment in the 67 minutes of free time I have on work days

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

#had to pay the funeral home $75 to make a photo slideshow because they wouldn’t run it off a usb :) :) :) #and neither my home or work computers have disc drives

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Daniel liking vanilla protein is his biggest red flag

#every one I’ve tried tastes SO BAD

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daniel ricciardo via instagram stories

#I also had a smoothie this morning!

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just the lamest lifeguards you’ve ever met

#they let you drown because they spend too long arguing over whose turn it is

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—  mirages: the unexpurgated diary of anaïs nin

#woweeee

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Throwback F1 2014 [1/∞]

#this feels like it should be illegal.

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this genre of max verstappen photos

#gotta love a good back shot

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F1 is actually so insane when you boil it down. The same 20 lil dudes trying to beat each other doing the same thing every weekend. World’s weirdest coworker dynamic. Instead of passive aggressive signs on the microwave they run each other over going 200mph.

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Took Fernanda to my grandma’s funeral today. 12 hour day, five hours in the car, numerous people wanting to hold her, no semblance of a routine, and she only had two small meltdowns. Overall, successful day for a 3 month old, who is now passed out in her crib, may she sleep for many hours before waking, amen.

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i love listening to nico on comms

#I love my mommy

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oh no lando! anyways

#LUV 2 C IT!

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FAQ/Guidelines

#this is SO funny #like. lesbian necromancers up against 20 men going fast #apples and oranges!