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im just like u r so cute shua ge but talking to u literally raises my blood pressure

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my english to chinese pipeline is either cry to my mom for translations or go onto google translate and start typing then listen to the translation and make changes till it sounds right

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my coding buddy is a cute boy in china who speaks poor english and i am but a girl who speaks poor chinese and all our interactions are spent trying to communicate highly technical concepts using 2nd grader vocabulary

#me: ur gonna have to get on board with chinglish real quick #him clearly never having fathomed such a concept as speaking a garbled mess of chinese and english #im realizing this pace of language switching is probably a developed skill #where to me its like absolutely natural to just break out into english when i dont know the word #also i feel like to anyone watching i come across as like #demeaning bc of the way i start speaking in broken english #but that i also feel like in a gathered skill from talking with my parents #where its like i will speak in wrong grammar because the direct word to word translation to chinese will make sense

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i got that woman in stem tf u think i cant do this fuck u ill do it better competitive debuff

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TWO HOURS AGO: israeli tanks are headed towards rafah, they are moving forward with their ground assault. as we all watch the solidarity encampments across the us, REMEMBER WHAT THOSE STUDENTS ARE FIGHTING FOR! DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM PALESTINE!!

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really wild how fast my agoraphobia fights for dominance when it has recognized we have pressure to travel everyday. i haven’t felt ill every time i eat in years

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I FINISHED THE CARDIGAN 😭😭😭

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the irs stealing 3/4 of my severance pay feels so illegal.

#:////

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finally finished one of the cardigan sleeves omg

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my coder name would be console.log bc of the by being of statements i chronically forget to remove

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love when im taking a poop and my cat comes in like me too

#communal poop time true relationship peaking

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bro the woman behind bumble is a whole ass fking powerhouse and is another example of how we dont talk about female success stories enough like

#the way a man steps onto the scene and is like ya my dad was a meanie #and everyone claps and cheers snd jizzes themselves like omg u hero #meanwhile women are like i had a man tear this company i founded out of my hands threaten to rpe and kll me #and i just had to move on #and ppl are like which dude created bumble

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no one is saying that jojo siwa kinda gives female jake paul vibes and i feel like im going insane

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my only real talent is my ability to sleep on planes.

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guess whose legally allowed to work in america again

#most dead unenthusiastic yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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summary of my day so far: plane was delayed ❤️ arrived at vancouver had fomo left walked around got upset it didnt go far enough to see the mountains got stressed i wouldnt have enough time to process my visa and am now omw back

#also i forgot i had pepper spray and they were like bc u declared it it WONT go on ur record #but somehow by saying that i still feel like i have a record now 😭😭😭

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BRUH IM GETTING SUGAR BABIED SO HARD IN ACNH TONIGHT

#??!?!?!?!?! #i commented on a giveaway and the person is like pick 2 more prizes #and im like ahh?!?!!! #this is kicking up so fligjt instincts ngl nobody every treats me this nice without seeking to screw me over #my trauma is like we have registered behavior similar to love bombing attempts from ur past #proceed with caution #and im like ITS JUST A GAME OKAY