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oh laios is X kind of creep laios is Y kind of freak- WRONG!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG! laios would be your HERPETOLOGY BOY who posts about nothing but his worrying amount of reptiles and rescues and people worry if he has decent husbandry until you go to his place and he has EXCELLENT enclosures and amazing climbs and tanks and has Turtles in his fucking fridge- but now the new worry is that his only space for himself is the kitchen, one table, and his mattress on the floor. He researches every aspect of them and wonders how individual dinosaurs would taste and which ones would taste more like chicken and which taste more like reptiles. Which he would never eat his prized specimins of course, but has probably eaten a wild, dead lizard off the ground (because he knows the right amount of decay, threat levels of each native species, and how to identify disease), so you drive him down to the Tennesee Bass Pro Pyramid to taste a real Croc Burger and he gets so excited he throws up in the car on the way there.

#dunmeshi

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shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

Sorry I'm late! I finally got a moment to go through and mark the first 5 songs from my shuffles liked list

Upside Down by A*teens

Laid by James

Vogue by Madonna

Music is the Victim by Scissor Sisters

Tuyo from the Netflix series Narcos

I'm surprised it didn't pick its usually 20 songs. Pleasantly surprised!

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Neither would have a ribbon or other.

#Where is the option for random receipt I found?

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

#Sdv

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Haley staying in bed when it rains is so relatable

#Sdv

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Current mood is randomly pausing Stardew playthrough videos because I play so much myself, I automatically click when I hear the fish on hook sound in a video.

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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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Idk why YouTube always recommends me body language “expert” videos for YouTuber apologies, as I never click on them, but I do find the concept very funny. Like what the fuck are you talking about you’re just making shit up 💀

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rancid sentence from the tvtropes character page for the red m&m

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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katamari damacy is the game ever .you select a level and your giant father calls you a shithead to your face and then places you onto earth and tells you to go roll up some fish for 10 minutes and then the best song you’ve ever heard starts playing