godlypenis69
A featherless gnome named Error
Norwegian. I'm sometimes funny.
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hello?? um?? universe?? u hearin me?? just letting you know i’m ready for good things to happen in my life!! i’m prepared for amazing things!! i think its time!! just lettin you know.
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Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]
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me: the first question is difficult I’ll do it later
the 2nd question: *more difficult*
me:
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some person: Why do you always play a mage or an archer?
Me: so i don’t have to chase the people I kill
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every movie villain scientist: begin human trials
me: what a joke, you have no data. you fraud, no journal will publish you. you aren’t ready for human trials. you are a joke on the scientific method
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Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts
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i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
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I’m
⚪️ living in the moment
⚪️ stuck on the past
⚪️ paranoid about the future
🔘 longing for a gorgeous immortal being with a horrifying backstory to turn me into his eternal partner so I can abandon all responsibilities and live away from society as we know it
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me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21
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