goblinwisdom

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“a pen in the eye is more painful then a sword in it’s sheath”

-one-eyed Steve

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“where there’s smoke, sometimes apparently there are snakes.

-Ned the Dead

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“If nothing is burning, you’re doing great”

-some guy in a white robe with a pointy hat

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Hi!

Sorry for the inactivity, many goblin things are happening and it’s hard to keep track of all the stuffs. but this stuffs is a fun stuffs so I will try to keep at it. If the lack of posts makes you angry at me, I’m not sure what to tell you. take a deep breath? eat a bug? end capitalism? (whatever that is). anyway, it’s time for me to get to work. have fun with your human things!

#notawisdom #beetles are tasty #goblin things

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Some people have never been dismembered, and it shows.

-Some angry guy in black armor

#monty python and the holy grail #goblin wisdom #goblin things #goblin #wisdom #goblinwisdom

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“When the mushrooms start talking to you, you should go lie down.”

-Al, the Alchemist

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“Baaaaaaaaa”

-Baaaaa

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“Sheep are very sneaky, some of the smarter ones are even known to impersonate goblins.”

-Edgar, the White and Fluffy

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“Dragons are bad for business.”

-Bog, the burned

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“Goblins are quite flammable”

-Pyro, the Completely Innocent

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“When not in doubt, set something on fire”

-George, the Hairless

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“When in doubt, set something on fire.”

-George, the Hairless

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“Never eat a red beetle that you find on the north northeast side of a pink boulder on a Sunday morning at 5:37 AM.”

-Jon, the unhelpful

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“Helmets do not protect you from being kicked in the balls.”

-Kevin, single.

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Hi humans!

Welcome to my blog. I and the goblin counsel have decided to share some of our wisdom with you, so you stop being dumb. please don’t kill us, we have families.

 *whispering* “do you think that will convince them?” “yeah, humans are not smart enough to guess that there’s more than one of us”

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“How did you get in my room! Why are you writing stuff down! Stop that!”

-Ignar, the impolite

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“When you see a rock in the sky and it looks like it’s getting bigger, move.”

-Pan Cake, the flat

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