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i don’t really care for lord of the rings all that much but bombadil civil war still makes me lose my mind

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no other anime woman can compare to hana. it was love at first sight for me...

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another inherently funny part of star trek is the very first show establishes a magic machine that sparklezaps them out of uncomfortable situations so for the next 56 years writers have to keep coming up with reasons why it won't work this time

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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Could draw nothing but Kira Nerys this weekend

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Watterson pulled no punches

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I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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watching ally beardsley transition over the past five years has been really wonderful and affirming but also hilarious. they went from looking like siobhan to looking like brennan. truly the entire anglo-saxon spectrum of gender.

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i keep forgetting max durden's nickname is boltcutter because he breaks into places a lot. anyway this one goes out to my fav extremely minor npc

🔩 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🔩

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it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

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women- especially women of color- aren't completely and totally pushed aside in fiction for the favor of m/m ships that usually have little to no chemistry. i swear. the reason there's no content for them in fan media is because. uh. (sweating buckets) they're less interesting in canon. unlike the men, who have been projected onto by fans to the point of having whole new personalities. which is different

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More of the poly Flatmates! Read first one.

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no MY culture is best known for its culinary tradition and preferred alcohol

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More colorsss

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Fun fact of the day