we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors
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How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duel
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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them
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UPDATE || Thursday April 25th || 2024
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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allow me to slip into something more comfortable.... *turns into a bat and hits the window*
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Hall Crabapple and Canary by Keinen Imao (1845-1924), included in Keinen Kacho Gafu (Picture Album of Flowers and Birds by Keinen) published in 1891-2
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stop freaking out about getting old and start planning out what kind of old person you're gonna be
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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts
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