the existence of a divine feminine implies the existence of a john waters masculine
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he/him but she/her if you're a fag about it
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happy MOTHER 💅💃 day
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happy mother's day!
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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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Mad Magazine
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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
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my favorite kind of gay sex is gay sex where they’re not actually having sex and they’re doing another activity that is obviously supposed to be gay sex
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random kind of interesting thing i found here
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It isn't shameful to be a trans woman and dudes aren't going to explode being compared to them. Egg jokes are not a big deal and a trans woman saying some shit like "hey, I used to do that before I realized I was trans" is not a big deal, infact most trans women wish someone had helped them realize sooner. If it turns out the person is just a cis dude, big deal! Being upset that your actions can be seen as a thing trans women do is suspect as hell! Being a trans woman is not a bad thing to be!
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