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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

#i dont agree with the first point #since most news articles about trans women in the 30s are just calling them freaks #i do notice this weird revisionist history with old newspapers and the obsession with them being more “woke” #christine jorgensen was not the only trans woman covered by news at that time #anyway the trans men part is very true #thinking about handsome ted female lothario

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#back in my stardew valley phase

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join my shmenis league boy

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

#trying to get over my allergy to sincerity

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this was supposed to say invented but everyone hates me

i invited email

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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edward can you not make everything about yourself for one fucking second

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i invited email

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"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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