glittercleric

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

[glittercleric]

i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

[glittercleric]

i think women should get into polearms in a big way. not a lot of women in polearms these days. would love to see women doing battle with polearms.

[glittercleric]

What if my transition goal isn't even human what now huh

[glittercleric]

what is your holy trinity of fruits

#raspberry blueberry mango

[glittercleric]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[glittercleric]

(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#I actually don't mind doing the dishes now that I started wearing rubber gloves for it #and it's a great time to listen to music and let my mind wander #So yeah that's my pick

[glittercleric]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[glittercleric]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[glittercleric]

I love you paladins I love you knights I love you sword and shield brawlers I love you intimate healing I love you warriors with a code I love you unbearable weight of expectations I love you longing for the quiet life you gave up so others may have it I love you fighting to the last breath I love you doing the right thing I love you doing the wrong thing and spending the rest of your days dealing with the consequences I love you hubris I love you god complex I love you plate armor

[glittercleric]

#bunnies #bnuy!!

[glittercleric]

how is the cat ‘No’ ?

he just Is

[glittercleric]

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[glittercleric]

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

#voidsong campaign #Look it's how I show affection ok

[glittercleric]

[ID: screenshot of Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate 3 looking abashed with big eyes, essentially turning into the "pleading" emoji. Subtitles read "here? now?". End ID.]

Lae’zel is killing me because she’s like such a freak in so many ways and like we literally beat the shit out of each other and she’s so fucking into it and horny about it and I can push her down in the middle of camp after and just make out with her in the mud and blood from our fight in the middle of camp, and she is like soooo into it

But I ask her to just kiss me in public and she’s like “no I’m shy” and immediately turns into this 🥺

I love her

#bg3

[glittercleric]

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys

#voidsong campaign #Also me as a writer in general lbr

[glittercleric]

a rest stop ⊹˙

#stardew valley