some kind of au....
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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao
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If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop
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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
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I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim
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why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down
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*crowd interrupts her by cheering her name*
taylor: this is the best way to be interrupted… and i would know
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Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
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not the news having an oxygen countdown while they run other stories 😭
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some more STBMIG out of context.
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