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poll plagiarism <3

#96% in under 2min hehe

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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may you find people who happily listen while you gush about your obscure interests. may you find people you feel comfortable and safe enough around to be your authentic self

#may your closest and most important friends be like that #it actually changed my life to have this kind of friends

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

#i.... i thought that car was a joke he actually sells them ?????? #first they're ugly af #second when you go viral for a test video thatshows the opposite of what it's supposed to do you make sure the car is perfect #that's not even marketing 101 it's just common sense

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Jeremy Knox strip game! Meet the goals and more clothes are removed

I don't know what i'm scared of more.. if this flops or if the goal is achieved quickly lmao (i saw how feral everyone was with the kevin version in 2022)

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Aaron, trying to name his kids: Ever use this one?

Neil: 13. Germany. Jumped out of a moving car whilst being chased. Great times.

Aaron: For fuck sake.

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Neil, the first time he opened his big mouth:

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jean moreau really said battered housewife but make it cunt.

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i wanna try this, PLEASE INTERACT IF you have a twin, you’re a redhead, you moved around a lot as a kid, your dad is didn’t know you were his kid until you were like twenty, you were adopted by a cult, you have/had a face tattoo, you’ve beat up three men, you have a binder full of clippings of your idol who you were childhood friends with, you killed your mom, your dad is a serial killer, you owe 80% of your salary to the yakuza, or you have a cat named sir or king <3

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just finished tma for the 3rd time, and i can’t express how much i love this episode

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flashing neon sign that says I LOVE MY ALIVE GAY GOTH SON

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when i get sad I just remember all the times Andrew had to wear bright fucking highlighter orange

Nicky probably started crying with laughter the first time he saw Andrew wearing the school colours after seeing him in purely black for the entire time he's known him. and not even andrew holding a knife to his throat could stop him

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murder of crows ravens

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