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"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

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The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

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these tags are so funnyyyy

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Achilles and Thetis conversation:

Achilles: you're telling me you can't see Us up there?

Thetis: yes, why?

Achilles, in thought: WE COULD HAVE FUCKED FOR THE LAST 3 FUCKING YEARS! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MOM?!

Achilles: no reason...

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patroclus spent so much of the book thinking about achilles' foretold death and tried his best to delay the prophecy, not giving a single thought to his own or the others around him, that he couldn't see his own unexpected death coming and by trying to delay the prophecy he only made it come exactly true

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Patroclus fell first, but Achilles fell harder

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i am going to scream

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Patroclus is the bisexual of the relationship you cowards

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the entire concept that patroclus had so many years to prepare for achilles’ death but achilles never saw it coming fucking hURTS.

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Im in P A I N

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Odysseus, the entire fucking Trojan War:

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*after Patroclus's death*

Agamemnon: so are you going to fight

Achilles running on three hours of sleep and pure anger: *heavy breathing*

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"In life, I left Achilles.

In death, he left me"

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Yeah, he’s cool but would he desecrate the body of the man who killed you and refuse to eat or rest so he can cling to your corpse for days on end?

These hoes ain’t loyal.

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Pyrrhus is two things;

1. A sociopath, or the embodiment of toxic masculinity

and

2. Exactly who Achilles would have been if Achilles did not grow up with the genuine love and positive influence of Patrocus.

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Pyrrhus is two things;

1. A sociopath, or the embodiment of toxic masculinity

and

2. Exactly who Achilles would have been if Achilles did not grow up with the genuine love and positive influence of Patrocus.

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Achilles: come over

Patroclus: I can’t

Achilles: I asked my mother if she watches us here… she says she does not.

Patroclus: