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reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

#harrison ford #i have been in love with this man before i knew what love was

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alternate ending for Suicide Squad:

everyone is back in their cells, same as the actual ending. Harley is enjoying her cappuccino when Belle Reve starts to tremble. the entire prison, shaking down to its very foundation.

and then the plants start to come. at first it’s just weeds shooting through the crack, but then come the vines creeping through the gaps in the windows, the tree roots tearing through the floor.

alarms are going off, lights are flickering, guards are rushing around in confusion. Harley watches wide-eyed as winding tendrils of exotic flowers start to grow up the bars of her cage.

we see the corridors of Belle Reve full of tiny, rapidly-growing jungles, a green fog hanging thick in the air. here and there are guards, ensnared by vines and dangling from the ceiling by a leg or their neck. the basement is flooding fast as prison is reclaimed by the swamp.

Harley’s bouncing with excitement now, clapping her hands as her cage is torn a apart by a rapidly growing cypress and water starts to seep in. as the metal falls to the floor, a figure appears in the doorway. she’s dressed all in shimmering green, her red hair long and wild, her dark skin shiny from exertion. 

“Red!” Harley squeals, and runs for her, splashing across the room in her fluffy pink slippers. she crashed into Pamela for a hug, standing on her tiptoes to wrap her arms around her girlfriend and snuggling her face into the crook of Pam’s neck.

“hey, you,” Pamela whispers in her ear. she’s trying to be cool, every bit the supervillainess, but it’s hard to hide her smile.

“you came,” Harley says. she’s wide-eyed now, staring up at Pamela like she can never look at her enough. Harley breaks into a wide smile and bats her eyes, looking almost shy. “does this mean ya really do like me?”

Pamela doesn’t answer right away; she brushes one of Harley’s pigtails back, letting her hands linger, and presses a gentle kiss into Harley’s forehead.

“I missed you,” she says simply. “and I couldn’t just leave you here for the clown.”

Harley can only smile, at a loss for words. she claps her hands over her mouth, trying to hold back the tears that are coming.

Pamela pulls her hands away, meshing their fingers together. “you wanna go home?”

Harley nods, pigtails bouncing. “yes, please!”

they walk out of Belle Reve, holding hands, and go back to Gotham City, where they happily spend the rest of their lives giving Bruce a headache. the Joker is definitely dead.

#I would've loved this so much more

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MOSES! MOSES! MOSES! MOSES!

#the movie that made me fall in love with john boyega

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A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this? Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies… Thor: Hobbies? Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles… Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’? Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable. Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man? Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

#I acccept this as %100 truth

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Calling ALL of tumblr I need your help!!!

The standing rock tribe are being silenced about what is going on up there with the Dakota access pipe line.

I beg of you to help me get the topic out. It will affect millions of lives. The pipe will leave into the tribes only source of drinking water. We are trying so hard to get this out on twitter and facebook, but we are being silenced.

Today a security team came into the middle of a peaceful native american protest and numerous people got maced and bitten by the dogs. 

I want you all to take a look at the terror on these young girls faces. Then I want you to take a look at the two aggressive dogs. When did it become OK to use dogs against children, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters OUR freakin people!!! The police will only let a dog go if the suspect runs or the suspect is violent and causes a threat to the public of the officer. Do you see a weapon in these young girls hands? Do these girls look dangerous? The answer would be no. No they don’t. The people with the dogs aren’t even police officers! They are security guards. They couldn’t even keep control of their own dogs leading to them being attacked also.

Most of you won’t even bat an eyelid at my posts, others will be annoyed because of my constant posting.This is happening right this second and threatening millions of lives. I have to help. We can only break the silence if you join us in this fight. Just sharing my post helps the reality of the situation get out there. I now beg of you to share this post in support of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe. Give them a bigger voice. Help them shout this from the roof tops. Please… Rachael <3 <3 #NoDAPL

#important

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So this happened:

And then this happened: 

…I don’t think the “there not a couple” commentator realized that…Roddenberry Entertainment posted this…AND AGREED WITH IT!

#it's canon yo #you all need to just need to catch the fuck up #it's only logical

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#the gayest gays to ever gay #just fucking beautiful #it was only logical

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Took divine intervention to bring them down.

#ugh honestly these two #i let you see me

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Without any extra funding, the city of Flint, Michigan will run out of the money it needs to keep buying bottled water and water filters for residents in 51 days.

Where are the celebrity’s now? … Where is Hillary since she got her nod from the DNC .. Where is the President? .. Why hasn’t the governor been ousted or put in jail? How long are these people going to be without clean drinking water?? It’s been years since they found out, and still nothing is being done.  

#important

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I Need Some Advice...

There’s a guy that I have been recently spending time with/getting closer to. And he’s so nice, funny, and talented in so many ways. And handsome, this man is just breath taking handsome and super fit. And here in lies my issue. He’s in very good shape and I am well...not, by any means. He doesn’t seem to have any issues with the difference in our body types. I’m real close to his best friend, I work with the guy and knew him in high school, and he constantly not so subtly hints at how much the guy likes me. Another guy I work with who’s friends with the guy as well tells me that guy is really interested in me.

It sounds so dumb when I think about it. Here’s this guy who is very interested in me, who gets up 2 hours early just to talk to me for 10 minutes before I go to work. Who every that is close to him knows that he likes me but I’m stuck on body issues. Mainly mine.

Every time he off hand touches me, kisses me, I can’t help but think about the extra mass around my hips, how thick my thighs are, the extra pudge rounding out my stomach.

I don’t want to ruin what hasn’t even really began because I can’t get over the fact that my body is a large size then my partners.

Is there anything that I can do to help me get over this? Any words of advice or wisdom that will help me stop thinking about this so much?

#advice please #body image issues #help please #romantic advice

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What we’ve just seen is not real.

#kirk don't even front you love spock's sassiness

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Cinnamon Roll to Sinnamon Roll

#from I'll treat you real good #to I'm gonna slam you against the wall and make you scream my name

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#oh will you were so in love and didn't even know it #you poor confused damaged puppy #i let you see me

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Hey there. A while back I remember seeing a post about Sam Wilson, and that if he wasn’t black, he wouldn’t have been Steve and Bucky’s relationship advisor in fanfics, but instead would just be shipped with Steve (I can’t find it though). The post kind of stuck with me, and certainly came back to mind after I’ve watched the movie ‘Central Intelligence’.

The movie is basically tumblr’s wet dream - a hyper-masculine man with the personality of a puppy (Dwayne Johnson as Bob) with a cute, sharp and much shorter guy (Kevin Hart as Jet), building their relationship throughout the movie and having many moments.

Bob literally adores the ground Jet walks on, beats up people who threatened him, tells him he’s “sexy as dick” with a bright smile and the movie just keeps throwing ship-related things onto your unsuspecting face, not being at-all subtle about it. I can’t even begin to describe how completely in-love Bob is with Jet (‘cause that’d be spoilers).

The movie is good. It’s funny, well-written and surprising - I don’t even like action movies, and this movie was the bomb. (All the bad guys are white, by the way.)

Yet somehow, I came back after the movie to read me some fics, AND THERE ISN’T EVEN A TAG FOR IT ON AO3??? ZERO FANFICS ACROSS THE ENTIRE INTERNET. ZILCH. EVER SINCE THE MOVIE CAME OUT THREE WEEKS AGO.

COMPARED TO ABOUT 4,000 IN ‘KINGSMAN (2015)’, UNDER THE M/M CATEGORY???

and before the movie came out I kind of suspected it would happen, because both male leads are black?? BUT ALSO I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN, ‘CAUSE FUCK, REALLY???

… Apparently, really. 

—

It’s been out for three weeks???

Aye where my fanfic writers at??

mod v

#don't let down ya'all

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This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

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80 years ago, Jesse Owens destroyed the Olympics’ racial hierarchy and humiliated Hitler at the Berlin Games.

22-year-old Jesse Owens rose above prejudice. He smashed the assumed racial superiority by winning FOUR gold medals during the 1936 Olympic Games.

The son of a sharecropper and whose grandparents had been slaves, Owens won the 100m, 200m, 4x100m relay, and long jump breaking the Olympic records that would stand for 20 years. Even Hitler couldn’t stand the humiliation and left the stadium in a huff.

He became the first American to win four gold medals at a single Olympics. However, Owens returned to America to be made to feel unworthy.

“I came back to my native country and I couldn’t ride in the front of the bus. I had to go to the back door, I couldn’t live where I wanted. I wasn’t invited up to shake hands with Hitler, but I wasn’t invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either.”

Give some respect to Jesse Owens, The man who traveled to a nation that officially hated them for the color of their skin, representing a country that unofficially hated them for the same reason, and kicked all their asses.

#important #history

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Since I know there’s probably a fair amount of you out there who haven’t seen the first three Mad Max movies, I’m here to tell you a li’l secret about them:

All the people complaining about how Max “isn’t the main character” in Fury Road are big ol’ Fake Fanboys cause Max’s primary character trait in literally every movie is “I hate this, why is it happening, please leave me alone to brood in the desert in peace”. 

He’s much more the central focus of the plot in the first movie but in Road Warrior and Thunder Dome he basically just gets kidnapped or beat up by wankers in weird bondage outfits and spends the rest of the movie trying to leave as soon as possible while other people are like “please solve our absurd post-apocalyptic problems”.  There is not one single point where Max actively seeks out being a hero until it is forced upon him.  He ACTIVELY TELLS PEOPLE WHO ASK HIM FOR HELP to take a hike.

Mad Max himself would like nothing better than to never, ever, ever be the main character.

He would also like for people to stop stealing his fucking car.

#adding to the ever growing list of why I hate James Bond #and love Mad Max and Captian Kirk