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talking to cis people about sex: you can actually put the dick in other holes

talking to trans people about sex: we really need to assimilate into the hivemind

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yeah heah fucking a trans girl this fucking a trans girl that will u hang out. will u hang out with a trans girl with no sex in return? instead of having psyche shattering trauma sex will u go a few rounds of call of duty zombies with her or watch her favorite cartoon? Maybe help her make a quiche? we're not freaky monstrous otherworldly fertility priestesses 24/7. get yer head out of the gutter. ask what her interests are, who she's with, things that make her smile, maybe give her a phone call. my dick is unremarkable and 5 inches long on a good day.

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meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

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Wow, RIP Bo, Burnham, so sad

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To all the assholes already shooting fireworks

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can't believe there are still people out here in the year 2023 that genuinely think aang should have killed ozai

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should officialunitedstates come back and become the dominant force on this stanky website

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is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??

i guess?

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It is too easy to go back to all that has been

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lately the past is coming back and I find myself reliving things I thought I was over

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You probably didn't mean to but you made me feel like shit

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meanest person you've ever met: i'm so sick of being nice

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i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens