the signs as gideon glick tweets
ARIES: I just got so stressed out that the only feasible thing I could think of to do was to take a bath.
TAURUS: Never have I begot so many pitying stares than when I just ate a Burrito Bowl on a subway platform.
GEMINI: Discovered that the gym shorts I’ve been wearing 2 the gym 4 the past year are really underwear. Been wearing underwear 2 the gym 4 a year.
CANCER: I opted to keep a pebble in my shoe for an entire day rather than bend down and undo a double knot.
LEO: Whenever I tell people my sign they always go, “oh YEAH totally,” so next time I’m gonna change my sign and see if they say the same.
VIRGO: There was a bumble bee stuck in my subway car and it was terrifying.
LIBRA: Guys, I just walked outside and teared up a little because of this wonderful temperature. I’m not sure if this is a cry for help .
SCORPIO: I wonder how a turkey feels about the fact that its meat makes people sleepy. I know I’d be upset if my meat made everyone sleepy…
SAGITTARIUS: During my run, a crowd of ppl were watching a goose take a huge dump in the lake in the park. Despite thinking they’re crazy, I joined ‘em.
CAPRICORN: Just made a budget for the first time and it’s depressing.
AQUARIUS: Did you know that a group of Pandas is referred to as an embarrassment. And embarrassment of riches, AMIRITE!?
PISCES: Just referred to someone as a “hottie with a body,” but the worst part is that I said it to no one. I was alone.
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Before he was president, George Washington’s profession was…? (x)
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how easy it is, i thought with his hands around my waist,
to turn someone on with such a blatant desire to drown
— absinthe poem by shinji moon
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Gideon Glick embodies a very distinct kind of nervous energy. He seems to be continually negotiating the physical space he inhabits, attempting to charm the world around him into submission. It appears to be working.
M. Sharkey for Out Magazine (http://www.out.com/theater-dance/2015/8/06/gideon-glick-finding-his-significant-other-finding-his-inner-dandy)
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I don’t see myself as masculine. I don’t see myself as feminine. If I had to categorize, I think “dandy” is my favorite classification, but I don’t even know if I consider myself a dandy.
[…] When I think of a dandy, I think of maybe wearing a broach and putting a flower in your fedora, maybe a touch of the feminine. No, it’s not feminine. It’s whimsy. But that’s one hundred percent uneducated. That’s how I’ve always associated dandy and it has nothing to do with history, nothing to do with Oscar Wilde. I think it’s a touch of the whimsy. That’s the way I’ve categorized it.
Gideon Glick in his Out interview
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I’m sorry, when the hell did Gideon Glick get so hot?
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Gideon Glick on finding his Significant Other & his inner dandy (read more)
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Me @ Gideon Glick's Privaye Instagram: oh how I long to be accepted through the gates of heaven
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