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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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W.S. Gilbert, 1878: What if the babies got swapped?

W.S. Gilbert, 1884: What if the babies got married?

W.S. Gilbert, 1889: What if the babies got married AND THEN SWAPPED?

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I’d watch that

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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

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So that’s basically how it went down

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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE

happy episode 11!

#my body is ready #i am so excited for the WHAT zone

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can’t get meee! 😈 cAnnot get’uh MEEE~! 😝 ,,this thing is EENdestructible dude ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AAAARGH *inhale* DE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!??!??

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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#between september and october #my partner goes back to school and i get a little isolated in the fall #but october is worse because social isolation AND i don't like halloween

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Always down for a pal snooze.

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

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Re: What would be more confusing to find knocking at your door, The Walrus or The Fairy

The obvious answer is

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like