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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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eleventh plague. emails. 

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actually congrats to fear and hunger for having the most main female character ever in the form of d’arce cataliss, who somehow:

has a full set of practical armor while the male characters walk around with their midriff/entire chest and thighs exposed

has shorter hair than most of the main male characters INCLUDING her male love interest

is risking it all for a man (big loss for feminism) but in a way where he’s technically the damsel in distress and she’s the heroic knight

is also an ex-noblewoman girlfailure who’s clearly a proficient fighter but also very clearly had rich parents

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The Panthers used to ride around and follow the police.

So the cops would pull over some sorry black person, and get ready to rough him up, but then there were the Panthers right behind them. Watching, armed to the teeth, and citing legal statutes. It’s inspirational.

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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two sides of the same coin

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"this is the gay website!!!!"

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why do rich people pay such money to be killed in a horrifying way! Let me get my guillotine and ill do it for free!

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AUGHHH I LOVE DUNMESHI

Any song recommendations for a laios Spotify playlist????

#laios touden #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi laios #song recs #delicious in dungeon #laios

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NO LITERALLY BC LAIOS IS OBSESSED WITH MONSTERS AND LOVES THEM AND THE LYRICS LITERALLY GO "IM GONNA EAT YOU, COOK AND DEFEAT YOU", "DREAMING ABOUT THE MOMENT ILL LOVE YOU TO THE BONE"

Any song recommendations for a laios Spotify playlist????

#laios touden #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi laios #song recs

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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Hiya! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine! 💕

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Any song recommendations for a laios Spotify playlist????

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden

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So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.

BUT

People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better

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