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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Comrades! A little help?

A friend of mine is trying to leave an abusive situation imminently and currently has no savings due to being on disability.

Every little helps as they try and get themselves out and safe.

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guy who hasn't eaten in 18 hours and only slept for 4 hours voice Guys i think something is really wrong with the world. I think we have to end it all

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fish gog…

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tonight in torah study: we talk about scapegoats, the various virtues and prohibitions of blood, sister triad cuckoldry, and the value of bitter things

#torah posting #achrei mot #soup of the day

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do you love your ex-wife and her 3-block deployable spine monster

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I'M SO S-SORRY MY BRAT BEHAVIOUR

CLEAVES THE SAINT

CLEAVES THE SINNER

AND SLAYS THE

RIGHTEOUS AND DAMNED ALIKE,

ALL EQUAL UNDER HEAVEN

WHEN YOU WIELD IT, PLEASE DON'T

DENY ME THE BEAST'S DEATH I HAVE EARNED

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“Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves”. what a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people idiot

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MAGNETIC ROSE ‘彼女の想いで’ dir. Koji Morimoto

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socket the GIRL ORB in your SELF-CONCEPT MATRIX to activate the socket's PSYCHE NODE. activated nodes give skill check bonuses and can be upgraded with experience points to add THAUMATURGICAL SIGILS to your DWEOMER INCUNABULUM. build circuits out of upgraded nodes to unlock NEW TYPES OF GIRL that you can slot into to your GENDER ARRAY. (remember, you can bind a type of girl to a hotkey for quick use!)

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when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

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“And it would be a lazy use of language to say that the thing that answered the door was a nightmare. Nightmares are usually rather daft things and it’s very hard to explain to a listener what was so dreadful about your socks coming alive or giant carrots jumping out of the hedgerows. This thing was the kind of terrifying thing that could only be created by someone sitting down and thinking horrible thoughts very clearly.”

— Terry Pratchett - Eric (via aeshnacyanea2000)

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fanart for what happens next by max graves! sound of the summer.

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so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

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Azzy! They're rude.

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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."