geordon

[geordon]

Pensions sound so fake as a zillennial. You work for one place for decades (already sounds fake) and then afterwards you leave and they just. keep paying you. the same amount of money. to do nothing. for the rest of your life. if i wasn't already aware that this was something that readily and commonly existed during my grandparent's days then it would sound like some kind of socialist pipe dream

[geordon]

were we denied these moments of kleiner being a concerned science dad because it was too much dialogue to keep gamer dudebros attention? i am sick.

#half life #kleiner tag placeholder #give him his dialogue back

[geordon]

you Will think about portal/half life parallels

#half life #video game husband #one free man #ive seen a handful of posts like this with dialogue from one overlayed onto the other and god #it gets me every time

[geordon]

back on my bullshit !! whenever I draw benry I can’t just draw him once. its always 500 bennys

#hlvrai #bennyboi #gender is Still stored in ops benrey #staring Directly at the one on the right of the first image

[geordon]

There are so many things about black mesa in half life 1 that were so incredibly fucked up if you take it out of the context of a 3D platformer. Im not even talking about the alien experiments or the government coverup or the fact that the military just had a kill switch for every black mesa employee in the event that shit got out. Im talking about how there's an entire room dedicated to... pressing green sludge, i guess

#half life

[geordon]

behold. a man

#half life #one free man #video game husband

[geordon]

wallace breen from half life 2 is unfuckable! to quote an anon from a bit ago: he is just. so fucking ugly. that man has no drip. he has negative drip. i look at him and i turn straight. he’s so fucking crusty. he looks like shit. i’d stand next to him and he’d smell like moth balls and decay. everything about him is so swagless. why does he have a turtleneck. he ruined turtlenecks those are supposed to be for mansluts. he fucking sucks. also he’s the reason black mesa wasn’t osha complant and therefore the reason why gordon freeman, fresh mit student had to go through (i want to say) a combinred total of a week’s worth of bullshit firsthand. god he’s so fucking wretched. i want to hit him with a car. i think we can all agree with anon here

#half life #i refuse to make a breen tag <3

[geordon]

My piece from the hlvrai year one zine !

#hlvrai #gordos #bennyboi

[geordon]

Not gonna judge anyone for their personal interpretations of fictional characters but it IS wild to me when folks headcanon Gordon Freeman as this dark unhinged murder man when this is how he reacts to holding a big bug in the middle of fighting his way out of a traumatic apocalyptic event

#half life #one free man #okay but i would do that too #big bug is a friend

[geordon]

havent drawn mothrey in aaaages woah

#hlvrai #bennyboi #mothrey my best friend mothrey

[geordon]

cant stop thinking about how Tommy has the highest kill count in all of the science team and benrey has the lowest so if you ever met with the science team there´s just a higher possibility of Tommy killing you. the second most likely would be gordon and that's also extremely funny.

#hlvrai #bennyboi #sodawizard

[geordon]

Just Barney in turtleneck

#half life #video game husband

[geordon]

hello ur sunkist design gives me life

Thank you!! <3 <3 <3

here, have a little sunkist who loves you :)

#hlvrai #perfect doggo

[geordon]

Gordon tricks Barney into holding him so he can nap

#half life #one free man #video game husband #gordon: if i say im not feeling well barney Will check on me and then i can have a free pillow for my nap

[geordon]

i tried spawning in barney into portal today and all he did was stare angerly at me and refused to respond to any interaction i did 

#half life #video game husband

[geordon]

I don't play video games, but I think the Half Life series is hilarious. Make two parts of a trilogy, end part 2 on a cliffhanger with a major character death, cancel part 3, 15 years later release a prequel (on a system nobody owns) that uses time travel magic to undo the ending of part 2, end the prequel with a flash forward cliffhanger of the now not dead character saying "oh just you wait, we're gonna have one hell of an adventure in part 3," and STILL make no plans to ever release part 3!

#half life

[geordon]

hey reddit my boyfriend is two stories tall is this normal??

#hlvrai #bennyboi #gordos