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Wanting to write comedic shenanigans with a found family vibe about the fatui harbingers but also wanting to make them the most fucked up twisted mfs ever that constantly plots each other's demise
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Genshin Impact Actor AU, Pt. 3
pt 1! pt2!
-Al Haitham was actually the one who recommended Kaveh for his role
-the fans wonder if they're actually enemies in real life
-but in fact, they're lovers
-very lowkey and secretive about it tho
-Kaveh keeps begging Al haitham to start a feud with him on social media
-"you don't understand Haitham! It's for the drama!!" -Kaveh
-Popular YouTube dancer Nilou who auditioned for her role due to the requests and support from her fans
-she choreographs every dance by herself
-Candace is sweet and soft spoken in real life as well, and often bring various pastries with her to the set
-Dehya had a whole workout routine for two months just so she can wield a claymore (and for that stunning bod)
-Mona and Scaramouche often get into fights on social media
-Scaramouche makes fun of everyone on social media, even his fans
-His hat is a popular joke between both the fans and the actors and they love it when he appears
-he once posted a story of him playing Frisbee using it with Childe
-he got to keep his previous hat when his costume changed, he held an auction for it amongst the actors
-it's now a Frisbee for Razor's dogs
-"I got added into a group chat called Anemo boys, it's a secret organization of people that posts meme pictures of others around the set"-Scaramouche
-Paimon is a CGI and the fandom still has no idea
-her voice actor is a precious little girl who's also the twins cousin
-Aloy cameo and now she's besties with more than half of them and both fandoms love it
-Noelle giving Thoma housekeeping/maid tips and cleaning up the set together after shoots for practice
-one of the many mysteries is whether Layla's eyebags are real or make up but no one dares to ask
-Zhongli and Ei has never played Genshin and only started playing when they got casted
-Many actors often send pics of them struggling together
-Itto and Ganyu became besties with horns and constantly posts selfies together
-it's actually just itto dragging shy little Ganyu around but she's very much willing to go along for the ride
-Beidou, Kaeya and Fischl struggling with eyepatches
-there's an ongoing bingo dedicated to the things they run into
-there's also a bingo dedicated to the things Bennett has broken by accident
-the list is best known for, Fischl's CGI bird and a whole ruin guard
-ongoing jokes about how long it takes to do their hair and makeup
-Xiao and Zhongli taking more time on their eyeliner than other girls
-the number of people that spend half the day on their hair
-Keqing, Layla, Xianling, Albedo, especially
-when it comes to most hours on make up the winner is Itto (bro has lines on his body)
-the least hours go to Childe, barely any changes is made to him
-Diona doesn't even brush her hair, she just sticks her cat hairband on
-Qiqi messes her hair up every twenty minutes
-no one understands how Aether's braid still stays perfect after all the running around
-Kokomi got her hair dyed for the role and absolutely adores it
-Kokomi can't actually swim but she lobes the sea
-the latest scandal is the Kokomi & Gorou aquarium date
-this was quickly covered up by Al Haitham uploading a video of him working out
-his gym buddy is none other than Itto
-Childe is a fast runner but has no arm strength
-That has nothing to do with acting but it needed to be known
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MY GENSHIN TEAM INCORRECT QUOTES
Sucrose: According to my research, I have concluded that Bennett is immortal
Chongyun: How did you come to that conclusion?
Xingqiu: I'd believe it, have you seen what he goes through? He just won't die.
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Genshin Actor AU; Pt. 2
pt.1 here!
-Xiao is actually very soft-spoken and gentle, but he is one hell of an actor
-He's often seen hanging out with Aether outside of production, or being enthusiastic with Bennett
-"I first saw Xiao while he was acting his role out and thought he was the serious types, when he came up to me and introduced himself with a big smile I nearly dropped my coffee cup!" -Venti
-Qiqi is a hyperactive but quiet child who doesn't really understand the concept of acting but does what she is told and has fun on set
-She keeps running away from poor Hu tao even off set
-She is also very attached to Baizhu off the set
-Childe probably auditioned for every other role except the one he got
-He has also starred in many other shows with Zhongli before and the two had been a ship long back
-To say the Chili fandom went wild when they saw their duo
-The fight against Childe scene also had a lot of retakes because Childe kept dropping his weapon...and his mask...and his other weapon
-Keqing is a big fan of Zhongli in real life as well
-Hu tao auditioned because one of her friends in college dared her to try out
-Chongyun and Xingqiu are youtuber besties popular for their ghost searches and horror stories
-Their fans decided they would be perfect for the role and encouraged them to try out
-Ningguang is actually quite humble and shy in real life, but still very, very rich
-She's usually seen taking the actors out to eat
-Beidou's social media account having enough Kazuha content to rival Albedo's Klee content
-Those two never even met before the show but Beidou adores Kazuha
-Kazuha and Heizou are idols from the same group
-Kazuha and Aether recreating that one spiderman meme that went super viral
-You'd think Childe was the one to drop spoilers the most but no, it's Itto and Lumine
-Itto usually says things by accident or posts selfies of him and there's almost always a spoiler in the background
-Shinobu is now in charge of keeping him in check both in real life and in the show
-Lumine just thinks it's funny
-She takes selfies with new characters and draws over them or makes them hide their faces to keep the fans guessing
-she now gets paid to shut up
-Popular actor Ayaka who convinced her brother to audition as well when she found out the role existed
-Ayato and Thoma are models from the same company and are often seen going out to get drinks together
-Yoimiya was properly taught how to use and make fireworks
-Kujou Sara who's also a long time fan of Ei and is quite excited to work with her
-"I've never played the role of such a serious character before but being devoted to Miss Ei is something I can do easily!" -Sara
-Gorou is scared of dogs lmao
-Cue shenanigans of Itto and Razor trying to help him get over his fear
-Sayu is actually a kid who's naturally talented at understanding roles and such
-She's usually seen taking naps on chairs or other character's arms though
-Cyno is super goofy and fun to be around in real life
-After his character was introduced in the show he posted stories of him making Tighnari laugh to prove to people he's actually funny
-Tighnari posted a story of him explaining that he was laughing out of pity, just to mess with Cyno
-Collei is a dedicated fan of the game and has probably played it the longest amongst everyone, her biggest competition is none other than Ganyu
-Al Haitham is often found reading around the set
-If he's not he's usually hanging out with the quieter ones such as Eula and Yae miko, or with the kids.
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Genshin Actors AU Pt.1
I saw this idea somewhere and could not stop thinking about it. Sorry in advance, there's a lot.
-Aether and Lumine who auditioned for fun and got casted
-They played rock-paper-scissors to decided their roles
-Every single scene where they have to act together neers multiple retakes because they can't keep straight faces around each other
-"we decide who does more chores that week by checking who has more followers" -Aether
-Dain is not at all related to them but finds it hilarious that people think so
-Zhongli, Venti and Ei being experienced actors whose been in the industry the longest
-Venti is also popular for his singing, having a a just as large fanbase for it
-Nahida is a veteran child actor
-Nahida is probably older than Klee, Qiqi and the other kids though, and is often found telling them various stories.
-Klee and Albedo are siblings, and their mom, Alice, is a mostly retired actor who was a legend in the past and is very much involved in this production and is loved by all the other actors
-Albedo's social media account is filled with Klee in her costume
-Sucrose and Albedo actually having degrees in the science field and even attended the same university
-They didn't know each other well back then, but now they're quite close
-There are even rumors they may be dating
-An interesting take would be that Kaeya and Diluc did not know before this
-But regardless of their characters they become very fast and close friends and are often found discussing their character lore together.
-And unlike their characters Diluc is the more outspoken one, whilst Kaeya is happy to observe and laugh in the background
-Fischl is often seen crying over her lines
-"I was casted for my amazing memory" -Fischl
-Bennett is probably a bit clumsy in real life as well, so his actions and expressions come quite naturally
-He also has a fandom officially named 'Benny's protection team'
-Amber was probably a stunt actress before and this is her first time officially acting, she's super enthusiastic about it
-Razor is definitely a nature and dog lover, and his social media account is basically a fan page for his dogs
-Model Rosaria Supremacy
-Diona is an unhinged child and the set can become chaotic when she's paired with Klee
-Jean and Lisa who auditioned for each other's roles but is now more content with their current characters
-Yunjin being an actual opera singer, Xinyan being an actual rockstar and Barbara is an actual idol
-All three of them were pleasantly surprised when they were reached out to
-Barbara is a big fan of Venti and nearly cried when she got an offer to duet with him
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Nahida after giving more information and help to the traveller than all the other three archons combined:
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I've been seeing a lot of Genshin characters in the future posts, where they show what younger characters are doing when they grow up.
But I've never seen one of Yoimiya??
Like, she's probably gonna end up deaf like her father and yelling "WHAT?" This we know, it's obvious.
But guys, she's one of the game's token extroverts who actually goes around talking to basically everyone.
Now imagine,
Grown up Yoimiya where no one really bothers talking to anymore because she can't hear them well and repeating is a bother. Grown up Yoimiya who ends up being a, as usual happy, but a lot more withdrawn than she was before, dedicating almost all her time for her fireworks.
If she can't talk to them to make them feel better, she'll put all her words into her fireworks.
It's fine even if she's all alone...fireworks bring everyone together.
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My Current Genshin Team Dynamic
Xingqiu: Causing chaos on purpose
Bennett: Causing chaos by accident
Chongyun: Trying to stop them from causing chaos
Sucrose: Panicking about the chaos
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Genshin things I can't stop thinking about pt. 2
Zhongli's character demo being named "The Listener" when in reality he's one of the most talkative characters
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Canon Genshin Things I can't stop thinking of
Bennett is one of the best combatants in Mondstadt, all because he's become numb to pain. [Character story 4]
I imagine him being able to keep fighting as usual even in situations others would be rolling in pain for, such as dislocated joints. Which he's also extremely skilled at treating.
Perhaps this is why his elemental skill is a spread of fire that also affect him, it doesn't hurt him.
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ROSARIA CANONLY CONSIDERS HERSELF AS RAZOR'S OLDER SISTER
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I expect to see a boatload of Rosaria-Razor sibling dynamic fanart.
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