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The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name
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lol i wouldn't have abandonment issues if people just STOPPED ABANDONING ME
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if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”
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my favourite song is the accordion music that plays when a movie is set in paris. and my favourite colour is off white
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simon and garfunkel were always like “can’t stand her fake ass *two seconds later* me and the bestie doing a reunion concert!”
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On the Beach at Night Alone (2017), dir. Hong Sang-soo
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guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago
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your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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im like if a girl was born to be in a band but without the talent ambition or music knowledge
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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
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