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My mom when she was mad at me or I got in trouble: go to your room NOW and don’t come back out until it is spotless! And you better not be playing, I’ll be checking in to make sure you’re getting work done.

My mom now: why can’t you get your room clean?

#scream rambles

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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can’t believe how little i have ever cared about taylor’s music but it is shoved down my throat at every turn

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they dont even have fingers……… does that mean they dont specifially have like. phalanges or does it mean that every time jams are drawn with fingers is a stylistic choice and they actually do not have fingers……..

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Nobody in this game has any chill

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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

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A developer just explained why Link cries out whenever he puts on a transformation mask.

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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1904-1906 Black lace and white silk dress (attr. to Madame Rose H. Boyd, Minneapolis, Minnesota)

(Minnesota Historical Society Collections)

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KOSA Moves to the House

KOSA is still moving forward and OTW Legal explains how fans can add their voices and who to contact. Read more at https://otw-news.org/37dhnd5a

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I smoke weed and my dick fall off

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“I wanted more than life could ever grant me” yeah mr Corgan I feel that. I have dreams so grandiose and big and they’re bigger than me but the work to achieve it all is miserable and the downfall if it doesn’t work is comparable to Icarus melting his wings. I want to do magnificent things in this world but it is too mundane to foster me

#scream rambles

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Imagine a ant

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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

#not even transmasc I just think getting head with a penis prolly feels fantastic #like guys talk about it all the time and I feel like I’m missing out. like yeah I can get my pussy ate but that’s barely analogous #they make it sound so good and I’m jealous

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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat