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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

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Tales from far away lands

Bella and Bungo have known eachother since they were kids.

As the respectable Baggins he is, Bungo isn’t at all the adventurous type but he still fascinated with about heroes and creatures that roamed middle earth. He eventually tells to Bella about them and she feels compelled to go see those far away places for herself

#hobbits with tails #😭😭

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Why are some people like the brain that wouldn't die? I really don't want to sound mean but like how are you supposed to say hey I don't hate you or dislike you I just don't want to be your friend because our entire friendship history is unbalanced and toxic and every time I see your name in my notifications I get so anxious I wanna barf?

It's just odd because I thought I made it clear I wasn't interested in friendship years ago but they keep coming back and they say the weirdest shit to me and I wouldn't even mind if it was just weird but it's like a combo pop culture reference that means nothing to me while also somehow roasting me and I'm like ??? This?? This is why I stopped talking to you because we don't communicate on the same level.

#anyway i wanted to write today but i might just end up thinking about this all day #also theyre the specific reason i dont think i want to make any sort of public announcement that im moving bc #hes gonna be like lets hang out before you leave and i dont want to feel obligated to say goodbye to a person i dont even want to talk to

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

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This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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What is it about the air in Europe what makes Misha Collins act like that edition. Yes those are quotes of his.

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Cas asks 'I fucked you hard and raised you from perdition.' and Dean answers 'If the CW had not been so homophobic we would have been balls deep for sure'. /End ID]

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It’s been 5 minutes misha 😭😭

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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

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This is death itself. This is the biggest and baddest thing in all of fairy tale, and you want to set it free.

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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.

It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).

Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.

One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.

*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.

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can’t stop thinking about them

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!