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[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

“I killed a plant once because i gave it too much water. lord, i worry that love is violence.”

— José Olivarez, from "Getting Ready to Say I Love You to My Dad, It Rains,"

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

sirius: hey moony, i always thought happiness started with an “h” but it turns out mine starts with “u”

remus: *shaking his head but smiling*

james, watching them: hey reg-

regulus: don’t use a pickup line on me i’d rather be pinned down than picked up

sirius: wHAT

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

i keep telling myself i can’t handle longer projects but in the last four days i wrote 23,377 words just totally by the seat of my pants

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

Since it's disability pride month,

Shoutout to disabled systems/plurals! Shoutout to disordered systems/plurals! Shoutout to mentally ill/disordered systems/plurals! Shoutout to neurodivergent systems/plurals! Shoutout to physically disabled systems/plurals!

(Some of these are redundant, I know, but I wanted to include them all :) )

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

I should wear my gothic Lolita outfit more often who cares if it’s ‘cringe’ I paid a lot for it and. When I was In Japan I saw a girl wearing Lolita in a family mart and either eating, studying , or both. She’s my hero I get nervous about pushing social norms!

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

I wanna flirt with them so bad

I wanna tell them how cute they are

I wanna tell them how wonderful their smile is

I wanna compliment their outfits and hair styles

I wanna tell them how stunning they are

And I wanna flirt with them via holding their hand drawing on it with my fingers

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

Stop trying to fit people into binaries of men and not men. I am both of those things at the same time while also not being a woman. Embrace confusion.

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

terrible news. the exact fanfiction i want has not magically appeared and i may have to write it myself. more at 11

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

things to check if you’re feeling dizzy:

firstly, sit down or lie down just in case it gets worse

have you eaten enough salt lately?

have you eaten enough sugar lately?

have you been sleeping okay?

are you hydrated?

are you over-heating?

if you frequently get unexplainable dizzy spells, go see a doctor! if you’re one of my homies with POTS or similar, I hope your dizziness is manageable today!

#for future reference

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

things to check if you’re feeling dizzy:

firstly, sit down or lie down just in case it gets worse

have you eaten enough salt lately?

have you eaten enough sugar lately?

have you been sleeping okay?

are you hydrated?

are you over-heating?

if you frequently get unexplainable dizzy spells, go see a doctor! if you’re one of my homies with POTS or similar, I hope your dizziness is manageable today!

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

[gayslytherinexgirlfriend]

feeling sexy, might go insane later