if i wanted a sugar daddy yes i could prolly go out and get one
because i am what?
SICKENING
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In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will
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Whats happening on Twitter? 😂
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I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
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I bwess the wains dwown in afwica
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welcome to the weirdest zoom in awards here is our first nominee
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primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….
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Ribs (2013) Lorde
Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
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it really blows me when i watch shows or read books where hoes out there tryna survive an apocalypse……. if there’s zombies or aliens or what have you rolling deep in the streets baby gorl im LITCHERALLY killing myself. y’all can drink cockroach milk and eat leather shoes if you want im attending whitney’s birthday bash at 8, bottles on jesus
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
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Janelle monaé: pynk!
Janelle monaé: like the inside of your…
Janelle monaé: 😉
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if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand
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